Cartoonish London Mayor and stereotyped upper class twat Boris Johnson has expressed his delight that plans for the London 2012 Olympics to turn into a mess of epic proportions are 'Right on Schedule'.
Speaking to the press outside a heavily conge...
If there's one thing that would have me praying for a global rise in temperature, it is snow.
It's depressing. It's disruptive.
I cannot conceive of a single good thing about it.
Other people come out with lines like:
"It makes everything look pretty."
To which my answer is, why is a uniform colour pretty? I much prefer looking at a multifaceted multicolour landscape than WHITE! ev...
Following the recent surge in disruptive events and the number of trains held outside stations, a leading rail manufacturer has announced that it is developing a new range of emergency catering arrangements.
The announcement from the press office...
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