BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - (Satire News) - The Cracker State College Vikings of Valdosta, Georgia are favored to make it all the way to the "Final Four." Vikings Coach Roscoe Chatterwater, who played pro ball with the Boston Celtics for six years, says…
BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - (Sports Satire) - A transgender center who plays for Land of Cotton University may be prohibited from participating in the March Madness NCAA Basketball Tournament. LCU's Violina Chillwood, who was born Vincent Chillwood, app…
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - (Satire News) - NASCAR is reporting that they have just hired the very first "Little Person" to be one of their race car drivers. NASCAR spokesperson Sonja Albertino, 32, stated that Izzio Shackley, 30, of Buloxi, Missi…
In a last-ditch effort to secure a further 4 years in office, Donald Trump has approved tests for the elimination of discrimination based on skin color, a high-minded undertaking which underlines the President's belief that all people are equal, as l…
There are no stones left to be turned over ever since the BLM movement sped round the planet like Concorde did many years ago. Anything that resembles color, ethnic background, ethnic minorities, or race-related events, is now being exposed, and that…
New York City, NY - A student was kicked out of his college this week for not being black enough. The former student checked the "Black" box on his college application and was counted as a minority when he was accepted. Once enrolled, the administra...
Only in Trumps America would such a move be considered in keeping with current equality laws. After recent pressure from 'large' groups of eatavists, several fast food restaurant chains have given in and applied a nationwide ban on healthy peopl...
In Pennsylvania yesterday Melania Trump, the wife of GOP candidate Donald Trump, gave a speech which said, in part, "America has become "too mean and too rough," and that as first lady she would attempt to correct this national defect. This promp...
The haggard, Aussie feminist, Germaine Greer, has hit out over the liberal attitude of so call "leftie liberals" in her latest vitriolic column in the so-called hi-brow press. Speaking in the Guardian, Greer asked: "Why do some people choose to be...
Krusty Kremepie Klub spells "KKK." It also spells BIG TROUBLE for the doughnuts franchise. A Krusty Kremepie location in the United Kingdom (aka Great Britain, aka the British Isles, aka England) has halted a "promotion" for its Krusty Kremepie...
In a move that no one has prepared for, the Kool-Aid Man has been banned from all stadium events, especially football and hockey events, across North America and the UK effective immediately. In a press release, event organizers cited concerns over p...
The Department of Political Correctness unveiled its new set of 2014-2015 euphemisms today at a press conference in New York after the old euphemisms acquired the same negative connotations as the original phrases. "We believe that these new euphe...
Dateline: NEW YORK--Tired of being accused of having stereotypical ideas of women and racial minorities, the gazillionaire Roderick Billington set about spending his vast fortune to perfect his conceptions. "I realized the essence of the problem...
Washington DC (STT News) - A class action lawsuit was filed today in US District Court in what is being described as an attempt to 'Level the superhero playing field for all creatures of legend and lore'. The lawsuit is being led by Mothman, who...
Under the Obama administration, the Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) plans to "track diversity" in America's neighborhoods; if a community appears to the feds to discriminate, its residents will be bussed to other locations to make r...
Members of the Blue Man Group of entertainers filed a discrimination lawsuit in federal court today, naming several defendants. While the exact allegations are sealed, one member of the Blue Man Group who requested anonymity said that management...
ANAHEIM, CA (AP) - David Lochner looks through some pictures pointing out ones where he's playing second base and being used as a Frisbee. Unfortunately, he has no hands so no one can tell what he's referring to... The father of two from Aurora, C...
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