What's this mutual masturbation craze about?
I believe I've mentioned here, once or twice, that I am attempting to get laid. Hour after hour I troll all of the sexual dating sites to check out women's profiles. I peruse their Sexual, Kinky, and Fetish Scales, and match them with mine, just to see if I measure up.
I find that I lack one important arousal quotient that would make me more attr...
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