A feminist recently profiled in the media about her rare sexual condition that caused her to be continuously sexually aroused - swam away into the ocean from a beach in Florida because she couldn't find a man, the Tampa Bay News reported.
Ever since my visit to the proctologist I have found myself liking the feeling and seeking out ever larger and rougher men. Is there a cure? Failing that, could you tell me where to find some nice big men who know how to treat me rough?
Desperate of Nuneaton.
Dear Desperate of Nuneaton,
I'm afraid there is no cure. People like you should be in prison. That's where you'll find the...
In a televised interview Sandra Bernhard says she turned into a lesbian because she has an ugly face and she couldn't find a boyfriend.
Bernard says when she was in high school she developed underarm smells. In college she says she had to put Chan...
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