Winston Rumford is a world-renowned linguist who specializes in off-color slang and derogatory terms. When Rumford learned of the ongoing debate about the meaning of the term “numbnuts” he became resolved to come up with the definitive answer.
Experts, after results that show that prisoners who receive poor or degrading treatment suffer just as much as captives who are tortured, announced this morning that they are looking for a new definition of torture this morning.
In the UK we used to have a measurement called The Foot. Definition - 12 inches.
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