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Funny story: Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Become Known as The Puerto Rican Linda Lovelace, The Infamous Porn Actress, Who Starred in The X-Rated Hard-Core Film "Deep Throat"

Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Become Known as The Puerto Rican Linda Lovelace, The Infamous Porn Actress, Who Starred in The X-Rated Hard-Core Film "Deep Throat"

CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle, reports that Donald Trump Jr’s., girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle, traveled to Tennessee to visit an ex-boyfriend, who owes her $13,805. While there she spoke at a ral…

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Funny story: “Deep Throat – The Dental Visit” Voted The #1 Porn Movie of All-Time

“Deep Throat – The Dental Visit” Voted The #1 Porn Movie of All-Time

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The American Porn Movie Guild has just voted the old Linda Lovelace film, “Deep Throat – The Dental Visit” the #1 porn film of all time. The movie was the very first film to receive an XX rating. Some of the scenes were…

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Funny story: Hollywood Remakes Linda Lovelace’s X-Rated Porn Classic “Deep Throat”

Hollywood Remakes Linda Lovelace’s X-Rated Porn Classic “Deep Throat”

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – 1972 was the year that a roller-skating Sonic Drive-In car hop became the most famous porn star in the world. Linda Lovelace was chosen by producers of the X-rated movie “Deep Throat” because of her amazingly natural ac…

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Funny story: Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

According to some, erotica is what women, who lack the balls to refer to it by its real name, call pornography. However, they contend that erotica differs from porn in that it is ofter, warmer, fuzzier, and feels better on the lips and tongue than pornography tends to feel. Characteristics Some individuals also contend that a number of its characteristics further define erotica, distingu...

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Funny story: Floodgates may open in USA as possible release of Nixon's Testimony is announced

Floodgates may open in USA as possible release of Nixon's Testimony is announced

A Federal Judge in Washington has ordered the release, 40 years after the fact, of hundreds of pages of President Nixon's testimony from 1975. On hearing of the possibility of the release of this testimony, many people went into hiding others made...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Arrest Blows Monica Lewinsky's Consultant Job on "Deep Throat" Remake!

Lindsay Lohan Arrest Blows Monica Lewinsky's Consultant Job on "Deep Throat" Remake!

The recent arrest of Lindsay Lohan has had far reaching effects across the economic landscape bringing even struggling hat designer Monica Lewinsky to her knees, yet again. The 37 year old former intern and personal humidor for former President Wi...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus to Replace Lindsay Lohan in Deep Throat

Miley Cyrus to Replace Lindsay Lohan in Deep Throat

Wow, this story has more turns than Mullhuland Drive. First the replacement for Lindsay Lohan was to be Dame Judy Dench, then Judge Judy, then Sarah Palin stepped up to the podium. Well from the scuttlebutt that is going around town, Palin has dr...

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Funny story: Deep Throat Jealous of Deep Throat's Suck-cess

Deep Throat Jealous of Deep Throat's Suck-cess

Deep Throat was a 60's sexploitation film that made millions for the mob and caused countless women to suffer from throat envy and numerous men to try and find their partners' clitoris in the neighborhood of ther larynx. Another Deep Throat was the p...

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Funny story: Deep Throat: Nixon, Cheney and Bin Laden Are Same Person

Deep Throat: Nixon, Cheney and Bin Laden Are Same Person

It is already well known that Nixon and Cheney are the same person, but no one expected the death of Watergate's Deep Throat informer to yield this new blockbuster of a revelation about these infamous ball breakers. Hidden in Deep Throat's pape...

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Funny story: State of Louisiana Vows To "Kick President's Ass"

State of Louisiana Vows To "Kick President's Ass"

The state of Louisiana vowed to "kick President Bush's ass" for failing to mention their ongoing struggle to rebuild in his State of the Union address last night. In a statement made by Walter Leger, a citizen member of the Louisiana Re...

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Funny story: Deep Throat or Ben & Jerry's

Deep Throat or Ben & Jerry's

The revelation that Deep Throat was the former deputy director of the FBI brings a close to a mysterious chapter in American history or does it? Could there have been more than one Deep Throat...

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