Police in Oldham, Lancashire, have been left red faced after raiding a suspicious warehouse in the Lees area.
"Our intelligence was good," said detective in charge, Katrina Kitts. "The warehouse was drawing unusual power, locals had seen dodgy loo...
The sleepy village of Little Divot was left shaken to the core yesterday after a record haul of cannabis was discovered.
Police launched a dawn raid on a property in Marrakech Avenue at 5am yesterday morning following a tip off from a neighbour.
London - (Ass Mess): The fiends. The utter, utter fiends.
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