Nevada - (Crossed Fingers Promise Keepers): Nevada Senator John Ensign completed a GOP tossers trifecta this week of Larry Craig (Ida Ho!) and David Vitter (Lousy-Anna) when his godly manhood was caught out shagging Senate colleague Douglas Hampton's...
US fundamentalist neocons say that their religion is a godsend, you can do whatever you want and god - they mean God, the capitalized long-haired, bearded white guy in the sky - will forgive you. You can't beat that with a neon Bible.
New Orleans - (Ass Mess): It's just the kind of helpful free publicity that a GOP senator like David Vitter desperately needs in his moment of public shame after admitting being a client of DC brothel-keeper Deborah Jeane Palfrey.
Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Louisiana Senator David Vitter has apologised to GOP grandees after being outed as a client of DC madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey.
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