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Funny story: Morrissey Set To Grab The Nobel Peace Prize...

Morrissey Set To Grab The Nobel Peace Prize...

The ex-Smiths frontman, who has been so outspoken over the years, is actually in line for the coveted gong. And, after decades of slating governments, regimes, artists, critics, bands, monarchy and even, dare we say it, religion. In a shock revela…

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Funny story: Icke-onic Reptilian Shape-shifters from Outer Space

Icke-onic Reptilian Shape-shifters from Outer Space

Icke-onic Reptilian Shape-shifters from Outer Space I’m a shape-shifting reptilian As humanoid as you like I travelled here from outer space To track down David Icke I’ll drink your blood, I’ll eat your flesh Like the carnivore I am I’m pa…

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Funny story: As Leicester is plunged back into lockdown Matt Hancock said that the City has plunged before so it can plunge again but he’s confident Leicester folk are plunge resistant.

As Leicester is plunged back into lockdown Matt Hancock said that the City has plunged before so it can plunge again but he’s confident Leicester folk are plunge resistant.

Due to the pernicious impact of previous outbreaks of Leicester’s cultural heritage, such as Showaddywaddy, Engelbert Humperdinck, and Gary Lineker, the Prime Minister has said: ‘We’ll have a ring of steel round the place in hours. We can’t let any o…

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Funny story: Homoeopaths told you've had your fun but now it's time to start saving lives

Homoeopaths told you've had your fun but now it's time to start saving lives

The scientific community has appealed to all practitioners of homoeopathy to stop sitting on their hands, and to come to the aid of the fight against the deadly covid-19 virus. A spokesman for the World Science Council told newsmen, last night: "T...

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Funny story: Listening Devices Routinely Placed In Artificial Hips

Listening Devices Routinely Placed In Artificial Hips

Miniature surveillance devices are being planted in artificial hips by alien surgeons according to our nutter journalist, David Ikes. Ace conspiracy theorist reporter, Ikes today disclosed that a Government listening station disguised as an MI6 anti...

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Funny story: Manchester United Investigation - Purple Lizard People Cause of Not Winning

Manchester United Investigation - Purple Lizard People Cause of Not Winning

Manchester United's descent into mediocrity is due to a plague of purple lizard humanoids. David Ike, not to be confused with David Icke or David Moyes phoned the Spoof's Manchester United Crisis phone line this morning offering his services as co...

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Funny story: David Icke predicted Cornwall earthquake 'would be first of many' ahead of Saturday's lunar eclipse

David Icke predicted Cornwall earthquake 'would be first of many' ahead of Saturday's lunar eclipse

Bodmin - The 2.2 magnitude tremor hit the Lizard Peninsula shortly before 3am in what Icke once prophesied would be the first portent of the Reptilian New Dawn. Some of his New Age conspiracist pals also reckon the quake is a grim precursor to a g...

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Funny story: David Icke Names Queen's New Luxury Liner

David Icke Names Queen's New Luxury Liner

David Icke, the former sports presenter, turned conspiracy theorist, had the honour yesterday of naming the Queen's new luxury cruise liner. Mr Icke, 52, who once suggested that the Royal Family were all lizards in human form, was at Southampton d...

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Funny story: David Icke named new England manager

David Icke named new England manager

After England's ignominious 4-1 defeat by Germany, the English Football Association has turned to an unlikely source of salvation, David Icke. This shock decision is sure to outrage many England fans already angered by their team's poor performanc...

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Funny story: Alternative view: Is David Icke right do reptiles rule

Alternative view: Is David Icke right do reptiles rule

David Icke was once thought of as a complete Nutter after he appeared in the Wogan show in 1991, but a lot of what he said has come to be true and he now fills halls all over the world, with his talks about the state of the planet, aliens, Illuminati...

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Funny story: Icke's at it again - Tells press that his neighbour is an alien

Icke's at it again - Tells press that his neighbour is an alien

Former BBC presenter and total barmpot, David Icke, is back in the news and this time your guess is as good as mine. Icke, one half of the iconic "River Deep Mountain High", sixties singing sensations, Icon Teeny Toenail, told me: "There's an o...

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Funny story: Prime Minister Gordon Brown has turned into a 'slimy reptilian alien slug', David Icke claimed today

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has turned into a 'slimy reptilian alien slug', David Icke claimed today

Conspiracy theorist and alien lifeform watcher David Icke today claimed that Prime Minister Gordon Brown had been transmuted into a 'slimy, reptilian, alien slug'. Speaking from his padded cell in Essex, Mr. Icke said: 'It's easy to scoff at me, b...

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Funny story: David Icke defends his MMR fiasco quack doctor son

David Icke defends his MMR fiasco quack doctor son

London - (Rioters): Daftass conspiracy nutter and former British footballer David Icke has defended his quack doctor son Andrew Wakefield who is facing a General Medical Council gross misconduct hearing.

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