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Funny story: Man Has 'A Match', But Doesn't Know How To Say Her Name

Man Has 'A Match', But Doesn't Know How To Say Her Name

A man perusing the pages of a satirical news website was notified, to his obvious delight, that he had found his 'match' - an Asian beauty called Xiaoke, aged 27 - but was embarrassed by the fact that he wasn't sure how to pronounce her name correctl…

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Funny story: Man Wasn't Looking For Asian Singles, But Thought He'd Look Into It Anyway

Man Wasn't Looking For Asian Singles, But Thought He'd Look Into It Anyway

A man absentmindedly perusing the internet pages of a satirical news website has told today, of how he felt increasingly pressured into looking for Asian singles. Moys Kenwood, 56, was idling through the pages of TheSpoof.com, when he became aware...

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Funny story: Man Feels He Is Being Pressured Into Getting An Arab Girlfriend

Man Feels He Is Being Pressured Into Getting An Arab Girlfriend

Meeting a new partner can be a delicate matter, and one that shouldn't be taken lightly. Imagine the feelings, then, of one man, who was confronted with an online advertizement that, he says, put him under pressure to get an Arabic girlfriend. Moy...

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Funny story: Sex Scandal Rocks Christian Mingle Dating Site

Sex Scandal Rocks Christian Mingle Dating Site

WEST CHESTER, Pa. – The massively popular dating site Christian Mingle has been rocked by a sex scandal. "Threesomes, foursomes, pedophilia, bestiality, anal sex, cock-fingering, scat play, you name it and apparently 'God will provide it' through Chr...

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Funny story: Man Felt Cheated Over Dating Site Promise

Man Felt Cheated Over Dating Site Promise

A man who clicked on a link to a dating site in order to meet a girl he had seen in an advert, claimed today that he felt 'cheated' when he didn't get to meet the girl, even though a caption told him: "meet her now''. The man - whose identity has...

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Funny story: Senior sexual assault: "She hung the Handicap Parking placard around my neck and sat on my face!"

Senior sexual assault: "She hung the Handicap Parking placard around my neck and sat on my face!"

The Raleigh News and Observer is reporting today that an elderly man in a small town near Raleigh claims he was sexually assaulted while sleeping in a parked car in a shopping center. According to the report the elderly man was sleeping in the pas...

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