The following are letters from Cynical Sam's readers. Both of them.
Dear Cynical Sam,
This is the seventh letter I've written you about this, and you have never answered. So here I go again.
My husband Harold and I went for a drive three mo...
To help you navigate through the murky black sludge that is the single dating life, here are some tips for the Vondrook reader on how to achieve the highest rate of success when going on a first date. And by "success," I meaning making out or getting laid.
•If your date says she likes a "take charge" type of guy, try to get the waiter or somebody to hear that as well, because that's consent, br...
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