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Funny story: CPS mole says Tory mobster Green is innocent, OK?

CPS mole says Tory mobster Green is innocent, OK?

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): The KGB's London station chief in charge of Al Qaeda terror recruitment as well as running the UK Crown Prosecution Service has ruled that feckless Tory front bench tosser Damian 'The Omen' Green is innocent, OK? Green...

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Funny story: Damian Green MP Re-Arrested

Damian Green MP Re-Arrested

Shadow Immigration Secretary Damian Green has been re-arrested this morning, according to sources within the Metropolitan Police. The MP, who was formally cleared by the CPS today following the November raids on his home and Parliamentary office,...

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Funny story: Anti-terror chief says Tories' Hellfire Club pact undermining leaks enquiry

Anti-terror chief says Tories' Hellfire Club pact undermining leaks enquiry

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A sordid Tory pact with the Hellfire Club protecting the Omagh bombers, assorted 'God's Banker' murderers, the Brinks-Matt bullion heist gang, Lord Lucan's killer and Shergar's kidnappers is at the bottom of a con...

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Funny story: 'At least 100 KGB sleeper moles in Parliament' MPs told

'At least 100 KGB sleeper moles in Parliament' MPs told

London - (Glasnost & Perestroika Mess): There was uproar in the House of Commons debate on the arrest of Damian The Omen Green today after accusations of "concealment, duplicity, whitewash and cover-ups" about a reported additional 100 other KGB...

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Funny story: Senior Tories blame queen mudder for Damian 'The Omen' Green anti-terror cops raid

Senior Tories blame queen mudder for Damian 'The Omen' Green anti-terror cops raid

London - (ReUterus & Sorry Ass Mess): Tory grandees have blamed spoof writer queen mudder's stories written in July 2008 and January 2008 as the intelligence (sic) behind shadow immigration spokesman Damian 'The Omen' Green's arrest on Thanksgivi...

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Funny story: Damian 'The Omen' Green: Tory internal backstabbing for Deripaska fiasco?

Damian 'The Omen' Green: Tory internal backstabbing for Deripaska fiasco?

London - (Seedy Ass Mess): Tory shadow immigration minister Damian 'The Omen' Green is currently holed up in a Special Branch 'safe house' (sic) after Anti-terror cops found a link to backstabbing frontbench colleagues still smarting from the Oleg...

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