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Funny story: Ivanka Trump's Personal Vagazelizer Tests Positive

Ivanka Trump's Personal Vagazelizer Tests Positive

Ivanka Trump's personal Vagazelizer today tested positive for Covid-19. The President's little temptress was furious to find out that someone servicing her so personally had contracted a disease. Ivanka Trump was not available for comment, but sou...

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Funny story: Shia LaBeouf Apologies For Being A Cunt

Shia LaBeouf Apologies For Being A Cunt

American actor and director Shia LaBeouf announced today that he would like to apologize to the whole world for being a total and utter cunt, and acknowledges that he is in fact a complete tool and deserves "a dam good hiding". LeBeouf, who is 28,...

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Funny story: Girl's Tattoo Means "C*nt" In Chinese

Girl's Tattoo Means "C*nt" In Chinese

17 Year old Haley Coombes was pleased with her new tattoo which she had inked permanently onto her shoulder yesterday; courtesy of Davy's Tattoo Parlour in Jacksonville, Florida. Haley chose the tattoo herself; A Chinese symbol which store owner D...

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Funny story: Pope Drops C-Bomb, When Questioned by Female Reporter about F-Bomb

Pope Drops C-Bomb, When Questioned by Female Reporter about F-Bomb

VATICAN CITY - The Pope accidentally dropped the F-Bomb during a speech yesterday during his Sunday blessing. While giving his weekly blessing from the Vatican, Pope Francis mentioned the word 'f***' in Italian before correcting himself. Within...

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Funny story: Purchasers of Ann Coulter's Books Illiterate

Purchasers of Ann Coulter's Books Illiterate

While the success of Ann Coulter's new book Guilty: Liberal Victims and Their Assault On America may be astounding to most, just who is buying them is even more shocking. An independent study conducted by the Curious United National Thinktank, or...

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Funny story: C*nts really are stupid, claim scientists

C*nts really are stupid, claim scientists

For years it was considered to be nothing more than a vile insult but scientists have now discovered that c*nts are indeed stupid. "Compared to the common or garden penis", said Professor Swertzer of Kracow University Poland, "cunts are indeed ver...

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Funny story: Family of Kuntz Reunited

Family of Kuntz Reunited

A family has been reunited after the chance answering of a letter printed in an Idaho newspaper.

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Funny story: Teen Meets Carson Daly, Realizes He's a Dick

Teen Meets Carson Daly, Realizes He's a Dick

After waiting in the cold New York Winter for nearly three hours 16 year-old Kristin Myers finally was invited up to the prestigous TRL Studio. "It was really cold that day and my friend Jenny and I were super-excited when they told us we could g...

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