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Funny story: Walmart Introduces CBD-Infused Dental Dams

Walmart Introduces CBD-Infused Dental Dams

NEW YORK—Walmart Inc [NYSE: WMT, 116.92, ▲ 0.90 (0.78%)] announced yesterday that it will begin selling CBD-infused dental dams in all its retail outlets by Thanksgiving. The move is seen by industry analysts as an attempt to boost dental dam sales—a...

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Funny story: Cunard Ship Lines To Merge With Aero Lingus To Create New Travel Giant Cun-A-Lingus

Cunard Ship Lines To Merge With Aero Lingus To Create New Travel Giant Cun-A-Lingus

A new transportation giant will be created when Cunard Ship Lines merges with Aero Lingus. The new company, to be named Cun-A-Lingus, will be the largest company of its type in the world. Richard Licker, a spokesman for the merged company, said th...

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Funny story: Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Engage In Mutual Contemporaneous Cunnilingus.

Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Engage In Mutual Contemporaneous Cunnilingus.

If you've lived your life waiting for Padmé Amidala and Meg Griffin to sip each other's fuzzy cups, the 2010 movie "Dark Swan" answers thusly: So, whenever someone Googles... ..."Mutual Contemporaneous Cunnilingus", they're coming right to me. Tak...

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Funny story: Fired American Idol Judge Ellen DeGeneres: If Money Gets Tight, I Can Always Sell My Portia

Fired American Idol Judge Ellen DeGeneres: If Money Gets Tight, I Can Always Sell My Portia

American Idol has shed another person from its dwindling list of male judges: Ellen Degeneres has been fired. Or, she resigned, if you are to believe her. "This didn't feel like the right fit for me," DeGeneres scrawled on an Idol bathroom wall in...

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Funny story: HMS Cunnilingus licked in submarine races

HMS Cunnilingus licked in submarine races

Famed British submarine, HMS Cunniligus, was beaten by the Italian entry, Fellatio, in Wednesday's International Submarine Races held off the Greek coast. "It was the third time this month that the Cunniligus was licked," said Cunnilingus's Comm...

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Funny story: Catholic Church to Allow Fellatio; Cunnilingus

Catholic Church to Allow Fellatio; Cunnilingus

In a dramatic reversal from previous Papal policies, Pope Benedict XVI announced today that the Catholic Church will allow men to receive fellatio and women to enjoy cunnilingus. However, certain restrictions will apply to both acts. The Pope's d...

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Funny story: Britney: I want to lick Judi Dench

Britney: I want to lick Judi Dench

Ever since her infamous kiss with Madonna, Britney Spears is said to have longed for another passionate moment with an aged woman. According to her mother, who also recently wrote about her daughter's troubled early years, Britney has developed a...

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Funny story: Jenna Bush achieves first orgasm

Jenna Bush achieves first orgasm

Jenna Bush, the 27-year-old daughter to President George W Bush, excitedly told family and friends that she achieved her first orgasm last night while having sexual relations with her new husband, 30-year-old University of Virginia Graduate student H...

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