Ralph has spent most of his Crazy Check the first weekend in November and is badly hung over Monday morning at the Cement Garden Ornaments Emporium when Melvin drops by and toots his horn!
"Melvin! Quit that! My head's gonna splode!"
"I know that look! You went out with Sarah Jean and spent all yore money Saturday night didn't you?"
"NO! Oh my head. NO I didn't spend ALL of it. I got enou...
Word in exclusive circles has it that there's a hot book deal in the offing for Pippa Middleton, the UK's top posh totty hot property. For we have it on the authority of no less an authority than the authority of our old friend and Hollywood oracle,...
Venice, Italy, which has been slowly sinking for 500 years, is to have all its canals concreted.
The Italian government explained ; "We have spent billions of dollars over the last 100 years to halt the slow decline of Venice. None of our schemes...
A new survey commissioned by the County of Los Angeles has discovered that a whopping 96.7% of the citizens of the city believe they live in a smelly, concrete covered, rat infested hellhole, with little or no attractive vegetation and can't understand why anyone would want to visit.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Greece - A naked woman fell from a 2nd story window into a strip of concrete that was being poured for a new sidewalk.
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