Cicada is not an instruction to the English Football Team, but in fact the name of a small beetle that has been gifted to us to save the human race. Eleventeen totally-undocumented but parallel scientific booze-ups found that the sound emitted by the cicada was a ball-ache, hence the need to kick ardour. <<<Breaking News>>> The police from Iamtheboss, Countyourdays, have...
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