CHEESE OMELETTE, Wisconsin - (Satire News) - The iNews News Agency has just broken the story that the Cheese Capital of The World, is running out of cheese. A spokesperson for The Wisconsin Cheese Coalition (WCC) has finally admitted that the stat…
Catholics the world over are excited by Pope Francis’ new and improved way for his minions to eat their god. Usually, the priest would stick a piece of hard … something (they called it a wafer or a cracker, but who knows with those people, all lie…
Loud-mouthed Television bod Greg Wallace, and the equally outspoken Plasticine Dog Gromit are all set for a brand new adventure - The Wrong Cheese. Following the worldwide success of Paddington Bear, the Wallace and Gromit franchise is set for a m…
SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO, California - (Satire News) - The American Foodie News Agency has just named Taco Bell's Fiery Hot Queso as the best in the fast food industry. Reporter Paloma Sonoma, with AFNA said that her agency conducted test tastes from o…
France is, having its worst drought ever, possibly due to Global Warming. 'Le Warming Americain', as they call it. (But not caused at all by them of course). It is causing power shortages and food shortages, and a heat wave every day. Be…
MILWAUKEE - (Satire News) - The Federal Cheese Federation (FCF) has made it known that there is a very serious cheese shortage in the cheese state of Wisconsin. FCF Vice-Assistant Director of Marketing Natalie Zircumflicker, 41, stated that the pr…
A tiny EU nation stuck above North Germany, home to Legoland, a naked mermaid, and Peter Schmeichel, is causing quite a stir across the North Sea. Those residing on the outer-periphery of EU unification are about to be invaded by something that ca…
(NOT EDITED) As a result of a certain referendum, which has caused economic chaos in the UK, EU cheese producers have decided to 'twist the knife into the wound' even further by boycotting Nr 10 Downing Street. Very cheesy PM, Boris Johnson, a hug…
Britain - but not Northern Ireland - left the EU at the end of 2020, and importing and exporting has not been the same since. Geoff Turnip is an importer/exporter from Bishop's Prepuce who exports beef, and imports strudel. "Bringing in the strude…
With a surfeit of gluten on its hands due to a rising demand for gluten-free food products, the United States government recently announced that its Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program will be offering free gluten to low-income Americans. "I...
Eating out in the UK can be damn expensive thanks to the hype around Masterchef & Co, but eating mouldy cheese in a noble restaurant and, paying £13 quid for the pleasure, wasn't funny for punters in Bristol, UK! In addition, to add insult to...
Police were called to a cheese making factory in Somerset after the owner reported thieves had nicked his prize cheddars! He claimed they are worth thousands of Euros in the EU and believes the thieves were non-Brexit fans hoping to flog his cheddar...
Brits are renowned for their eccentric pastimes, and now one particular event has caught the minds of Olympians, Cheese Rolling! Normally, practiced on a small hill somewhere in Gloucester, and enjoyed by thousands of Nutters watching the spectacl...
BAINBRIDGE ISLAND, WA -- Bainbridge Island, Washington, has outlawed cheese. At least, during the upcoming NFC Championship game that pits the Seattle Seahawks against the Green Bay Packers. And it's not only cheese per se that's banned, but al...
Give me a minute, I'll think of it - A new Alzheimer's support group is set to begin um sometime in uh April maybe or was it Uncle Herbert right after he got back from overseas? You know he never was the same I can't imagine the things he saw over th...
MILWAUKEE - The state of Wisconsin regrets to have to announce that it will be closing down three cheese factories within the next four weeks. The cheese factories are located in Milwaukee, Green Bay, and Oshkosh. A representative for the state...
The Impact Factor was conceived in the 1970's by Eugene Garfield, founder of the Institute for Scientific Information, and can be used to compare the 'scientific weight' of different academic journals. Whilst many have argued that the Impact Factor...
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