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Funny story: Caster Semenya: "That's a Gold Medal In My Pants, Not My Gigantic, Elephantine..."

Caster Semenya: "That's a Gold Medal In My Pants, Not My Gigantic, Elephantine..."

August's Gentlemen's Quarterly coverguy and Women's 800 Meter record-holder Caster Semenya is so happy to be cleared to compete in Women's middle-distance, his pants are bulging. Caster Semenya (South African for "Crotch-lumber"), the middle-dist...

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Funny story: Is South African athlete a geezer in a skirt?

Is South African athlete a geezer in a skirt?

The family of South African 800m runner Caster Semenya have reacted angrily to reports that women athletes may refuse to race against her. Some of the world's top women athletes could boycott the sport if Semenya is allowed to return to competitio...

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Funny story: Hermaphrodite, Caster Semenya, Endorses Gender Determination Home Testing Kit for Kids

Hermaphrodite, Caster Semenya, Endorses Gender Determination Home Testing Kit for Kids

Johannesburg, South Africa - If successful, a generation of men will never know the humiliation of having their mothers show family, friends and their girlfriends their naked baby pictures, because no longer will millions of mothers have to take pict...

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Funny story: "Shrinkage" is Not a Sign of Hermaphroditism, say officials after Hollywood Man Calls 911

"Shrinkage" is Not a Sign of Hermaphroditism, say officials after Hollywood Man Calls 911

Los Angeles, California - Harold Johnson, 47, was like most men of his age, confident in his sexuality; his gender never before held in question, certainly not his "manhood". That was until one day, while lounging poolside in his home in the Hollywoo...

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Funny story: Semen-ya's mother in 'hid hetero pram' pregnancy hex

Semen-ya's mother in 'hid hetero pram' pregnancy hex

South Africa - (Gonads Press): Was controversial champion athlete Caster Semen-ya's mother hexed by witchdoctors during pregancy? Probably not. But some cryptologists claim a spooky word trail brands the inter-gender runner's mother Dork-Ass...

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Funny story: Caster Tired of The Damn Gender Questions

Caster Tired of The Damn Gender Questions

NEW YORK CITY - South Africa's Caster Semenya, the world's 800 meter champion held a press conference in Yankee Stadium and told the assembled reporters that she is sick and tired of all the questions questioning her gender. Semenya wearing skinti...

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Funny story: Caster Semen-ya: all woman?

Caster Semen-ya: all woman?

Limpopo Province, South Africa - (Muscular Ass Mess): "So what if my daughter looks a bit like Frank Bruno? So does the First Lady of America but nobody's askin' to check her gonads!" Dork-Ass Semen-ya was speaking at a press conference after her...

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