Once in Royal St. James's city Stood a lonely football club Where an owner laid out no money Like a dog in a manger bed Ashley was that owner mild Alan Shearer the little child He came from the Beeb to Tyneside Leaving Hansen, Lineker, et al And his new club was unstable Never winning bugger all Geordie fans all must be Hopeful, incomprehensibly And our eyes at last shall see him...
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