NEW YORK CITY - Woody Allen, who is 78-years-old, told Larry King during an appearance on The Viagra View that he is beginning to feel like a damn punching bag. Allen, who has been married to his step-daughter Soon-Yi-Previn for 16 years, has been...
We've been told to count calories if we want to control our weight. But now we need to do even more counting, according to a new weight control strategy recommended by the specialist counting agency Counts 'R'Us. They say that if we expend exactly...
In a move that has the anti-obesity brigade up in arms, several cup cake manufacturers have released supersized versions of their cupcake ranges called mugcakes. "This is just another example of more food being available than people actually need,...
2008: I will get my weight down below 170 pounds and will definitely give up smoking. 2009: I will watch my calories until my weight is below 200 pounds and maybe give up smoking too. 2010: I will follow my new diet until I get below 220 pounds, but I have decided not to give up the cigarettes just yet. 2011: I will work out once a week on my way to the tobacconist. 2012: I will dr...
The British government has come up with a unique plan to raise funds by adding a Calorie Added Tax to all food stuff. This CAT is directly related to the calorie content of food such that one calorie equals one pence. Whilst this will have little...
Nutritionists were demanding answers today following the admission by scientists that the Calorie was incorrectly named and that each Calorie we ingest is actually worth 1000 Calories! If this is proved to be true, then a pint of lager may in fact...
A laboratory in Switzerland has made a discovery that will upset many a dieter who may have opted for a sparkling mineral water as opposed to a diet cola or other low calorie soft drink. For it turns out that fizzy water actually contains more calor...
Beijing, China - Publicly, Chinese Olympic officials deny that they are having trouble keeping up with Michael Phelp's 12,000 calorie per day dietary requirements, resulting in food supply shortages for the other Olympic athletes residing at the at t...
Cambridge, MA - A newly released Harvard research study has uncovered gross inaccuracies in nutritional information of more than five popular brands of bottled water.
Everyone knows that calories cause weight gain. But what is a calorie? Scientists believe that the answer to this question will not only cure obesity but also provide the key to understanding the nature of the Universe.
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