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Funny story: Etch-a-sketch Cafe Opens

Etch-a-sketch Cafe Opens

Hipster Kevin Wilkes, who has just set up a business sewing mittens together, so that fully-grown adults can relive a tiny amount of their long-forgotten childhood, has had a busy week, for today he is also opening up the first Etch-a-sketch cafe.

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Funny story: Dissatisfied Coffee Shop Customer Decides to Take His Business Elsewhere

Dissatisfied Coffee Shop Customer Decides to Take His Business Elsewhere

Dissatisfied with the wait-time for a cup of coffee to go at his (formerly) regular neighborhood coffee shop, Bean Stop, New York City resident Dan Foley recently decided to take his business elsewhere. “There were three people in line ahead of me...

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Funny story: White House Sandwich Shop to Expand

White House Sandwich Shop to Expand

Washington DC: One of the best kept secrets in this politically leaky town is the White House Sandwich Shop. The café located in upscale Georgetown is undergoing an expansion to accommodate the increasing size of the lunchtime crowds of Obama adminis...

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Funny story: Bend & Jerry's Introduces "Apple-y Ever After", "Chubby Buddy" To Celebrate Legal Gay Marriages!

Bend & Jerry's Introduces "Apple-y Ever After", "Chubby Buddy" To Celebrate Legal Gay Marriages!

The famous Bend & Jerry's nationwide ice cream empire are adding a few new flavors in celebration of new legal marriages in their home state of Vermont. "We think that this is the right move towards civil rights for everyone", stated Bend. "So...

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Funny story: World's First Hard Sock Cafe To Open In Luton

World's First Hard Sock Cafe To Open In Luton

Luton businessman Dev Alahan has announced plans to open the world's first Hard Sock Cafe outlet on Watling Street, in Luton, Beds. One of Mr Alahan's business partners, Steve McDonald, reported that Mr Alahan - forever on the lookout for opportuniti...

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Funny story: First Marijuana Café Chain Opens in US

First Marijuana Café Chain Opens in US

Portland, OR - The first official chain of marijuana cafés offering medical marijuana in the United States have opened in the Portland, Oregon area. Going by the name of Zig-Zag Comfort Cafés, each of the three locations features breakfast, lunch, an...

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Funny story: Open mic: Music to our ears?

Open mic: Music to our ears?

Cafe owners in the United States and UK have been expressing concern over the quality of open microphone performers at their venues.

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Funny story: BBC Tea Lady resigns

BBC Tea Lady resigns

The wave of resignations at the BBC continued today as at approximately 11:30, Mrs Martha Higgins, a well known and loved figure at Television Centre, resigned. Mrs Higgins, a former tea lady at the struggling broadcasters staff cafe, told The Spo...

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