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Funny story: QAnon Shaman Attacked By Buffalo

QAnon Shaman Attacked By Buffalo

Capitol building rioter Jake Angeli, better known as the Q Shaman, or the twat in the hat, has been attacked by a buffalo as he made his escape from police yesterday. The 33-year-old, who suffers from small penis syndrome, was seen bare-chested, w…

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Funny story: Montana Says No To Beer

Montana Says No To Beer

HELENA, Montana - The Montana state legislature has just passed a law that prohibits the drinking of beer anywhere within the state. Senator Wendell T. Tibbinsky [R-Missoula] said that he and other senators had received hundreds of complaints late...

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Funny story: Buffalo Teachers Insist : It's in the Water

Buffalo Teachers Insist : It's in the Water

CNN News recently ran a story about the cosmetic rider that is included in the Buffalo, New York school teacher union health insurance contract. It noted that the "nip and tuck" benefit has cost Buffalo's citizens as much as nine million dollars a y...

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Funny story: Cat Cruelty by Buffalo Man

Cat Cruelty by Buffalo Man

A terrible torturer of cats, known only by the name Korkuc, fled from his home town of Buffalo to Maryland in America in a vain attempt to avoid the police. When the Maryland cops heard what Kurkuc had done they agreed immediately to have him extr...

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Funny story: U.S.D.A. Determines Product Called Buffalo Wings is False Advertising

U.S.D.A. Determines Product Called Buffalo Wings is False Advertising

The United States Department of Agriculture has decreed that all companies who sell Buffalo Wings must stop using that name as it is false advertising. Department Spokesman Vern Kwim delivered the following statement in regards to the decision:

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Funny story: Servicing buffalo herd costs on the decrease

Servicing buffalo herd costs on the decrease

US and A - The old adage when yer down-and-out, "Guess I'll start blowing buffalo at a-nickel-a-herd to regain some of my self-esteem," just got less expensive.

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Funny story: Viagra discovered in New York State drinking water

Viagra discovered in New York State drinking water

High levels of sildenafil citrate, more commonly known by it's brand name, Viagra, have been detected in drinking water in upstate New York. The source has been traced by environmental officials to pollution of the river Niagara downstream of Buf...

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Funny story: Lionel - American Flyer Collision Causes Evacuation

Lionel - American Flyer Collision Causes Evacuation

TONAWANDA - This industrial town north of Buffalo, New York faced an event the citizens thought would never occur: A collision between Bobby's Lionel diesel locomotive and Mikey's American Flyer steam locomotive caused the evacuation of an entire nei...

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Funny story: The Dead File Class-Action Lawsuit

The Dead File Class-Action Lawsuit

Buffalo NY - A lawyer, who wishes to remain anonomyous, for the moment, is filing a classs action law suit again several drug companies in the United States.

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Funny story: Is New Buffalo Nickel Gay?

Is New Buffalo Nickel Gay?

The United States Mint is facing a political firestorm over whether the new buffalo nickel is gay. The new nickel, which resurrects the buffalo image after an 87-year absence, has been targeted by several conservative and religious groups. Dr. Jam...

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