MILWAUKEE – (Satire News) – The News Blues News Agency is reporting that just about every member of the MPD is extremely pissed off at the new Police Department budget cuts. One of the force’s motorcycle cops said that he hates that his Harley Dav…
The unthinkable has happened to our fair island and we're not talking about the three consecutive days of sun we've had. The UK has cut the interest rates to 0.25% we hit the streets and asked "normal" people what they thought about the cuts. Mike...
With the recent major drop in the Chinese stock market, the President has ordered Congress to begin emergency planning on how to keep the failing stocks from crashing completely. One of the proposed plans is a national tax hike and even more budget...
Paul Ryan's much anticipated budget report was released and as expected he really sticks it to America's poor, in fact he kills them! The new strategy called "Soylent Purple" amazingly cuts spending and balances the budget is just six months. I...
Freezing pensioners who can't afford to shop anywhere else but Lidul have been subject to cake bombardment from George Osbornes Palace windows in Versailles, Knightsbridge. Cries of "Let them eat cake" have been heard from within. Media articles p...
Anonymous NSA sources are now revealing the latest surveillance deep inside an old textbook building where current tea party aficionados are planning strategy. The nature of this surveillance is not clear although deployment of tiny insect drones...
"George Osborne Makes Cuts". Is a headline that would make every voter jump for joy and scream "deeper"! The image it conjures up is one of unbridled happiness as we watch a YouTube special of Mr Osborne sat at his desk his blue blood dripping slowly...
Washington DC - With the threat of the physical cliff eminent, a maverick group congressional leaders is dealing with the issue. "The 2% are running out of sources of income. But we know where the money is. Old people", related a congressman,...
Sources close to former Prime Minister Baroness Thatcher have stated today that senior members of the Tory part are urging her to die. The hope that is Thatcher can be persuaded to slip peacefully away during the run up to George Osbourne's next budg...
Households across Britain have been warned of the imminent dangers presented to their well-being following the disconcerting revelation they were never more than 6 feet away from a fully formed Tory. The unfathomably populous homo-sapien Torius-ra...
The coalition government today announced a severe reduction in the Ghost and spectre budget. A drop of nearly [strong£20.00 from last years budget of just over £41.00. Speaking from His under ground lair, David Cameron confirmed the decision "we ha...
The Ministry of Defence has announced job cuts in the armed forces of over one hundred thousand front line men and women. "This may sound, at first, like terrible news," said Brigadier Brian Gardener. "It's a huge number of soldiers. What we're ac...
Fresh from the victory of passing the 2012 budget in the U.S. House of Representatives, Congressman Paul Ryan and Congressman Michelle Bachmann took to the steps of the U.S Capitol, calling on Americans to take "bold new steps" to show their support for the Republican-sponsored budget plan. "This new budget plan is a breath of fresh air," beamed Ryan. "It identifies so-called entitlements for...
Washington D.C.- While the battle over budget cuts continues to wage in the capital today, House Leader John Boehner has made one thing clear, "the private congressional tanning salon IS NOT on the chopping block." In a heated discussion with Pres...
Today, in the wake of the passing and publication of the revolutionary new budget repair bill, the Walker administration unveiled "Citizen Gamers", a new initiative for disseminating important policy and budgetary information to the public using vide...
The budget cuts sweeping the UK are not leaving the Isle of Wight out, with the Island council asked to trim their budget by twenty percent, or nearly five hundred pounds. One of the more tragic cuts is the enforced early retirement of Frank Excha...
As the furore continues over budget cuts at local councils, the media are getting ever more desperate to point the finger of blame at wasteful councils. The latest such finger-pointing has been levelled at Tameside Council in Greater Manchester. In 2006 it was identified that sickness and illness were costing the council millions of pounds. Action was taken, and thirty thousand pounds was spent...
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