London - (Sassy Ass Mess): A Westminster purveyor of knobs and knocker knock-offs has rolled out its eagerly-anticipated 2019 brass neck collection from the revamped Douchesse de Corbin street door range. Douchesse is thought to have been named a...
BBC TV's never ending saga The Apprentice struck TV gold this week when a special late night episode for over 18s beat the viewing figures of its failing flagship show Strictly Come Dancing. The nation was tucked up on the sofa in its pyjamas with ho...
The company behind the next Miley Cyrus live tour have announced they are planning to demolish a whole row of Brothels in Amsterdam, ship them to the US and have them re-built brick by brick, ready for the 2015 World Tour. Spokesman for 'Rebel Bu...
An undisclosed source revealed today that the world's largest retailer, Walmart, is in the process, and making plans to place Mini-casinos in all of their Super stores. Joe Conforte, ex Nevada brothel owner has been approached at his South Americ...
Being on the dole in Germany is slightly different to elsewhere in Europe as the case of a a 19 year-old girl in Augsburg has proven. The local jobcentre offered her a job in a brothel because they were looking for a cleaning lady to clean up the pla...
London - Newly released papers under the 30 year rule show officials turned a blind eye to the existence of the Central London cat house, it has been revealed. St Pussycats made a ton of dosh and even won a government bite mark - er...kite mark! -...
The residents of the sleepy Cotswold town of Stains-on-Pillowcase have today suffered a rude awakening when it emerged that due to an administrative error their town had been twinned with, O La La Bonk, which it now transpires is actually a Brothel i...
London - He's still pretty much sore-assed at the Sunday Smearer lawsuit that saw him win 'paltry' £60,000 damages for hurts suffered by the paper's perverted Nazi sex allegations. But S&M aficionado Max Mosley spoke today in defence of David...
The two owners of a Birmingham brothel were in Birmingham today, delivering a petition to the city's governing body appealing to stop a middle-class family from purchasing the house next door. Sergei & Rita Derge, who have ran the brothel clos...
Devon - A Plymouth Crown Court heard this week how tourism had trebled in the Lee Mill village area with the opening of a Nazi-themed S&M brothel. Straightjacket Cottage was packed with whips, masks, paddles, handcuffs, shackles and Nazi sex r...
You have been away, what's your problem, where have you been? Continued from Up The Buses! - Part 13A Up The Buses! - Part 13A." ACT 2, Scene 6 Camera 4 pans close up to Blakeys face, beads of sweat can be seen on his reddened face. Blakeys eyes are on stalks, frothing foaming from his mouth and gasping for air all at the same time. BLAKEY: "I have never seen anything like tha...
While U.S. and international coalition forces update their plans for total departure from Afghan territories, local brothels are appealing to the Karzai government to postpone early troop withdrawal. Speaking on behalf of the UPA, (United Pimps of...
A former brothel in Taiwan has been turned into a Museum with exhibits reminding visitors of the previous facilities provided at the building. This idea has been examined by the Coalition Government with the clever trick of reversing the process b...
Nike Town, Oregon - (Offside Mess): It's Man U's equivalent of Coleen's recent Lourdes trip to pray for a nuptial miracle from the Virgin. And it will see wayward striker Wayne Rooney put through his paces in an aversion therapy week to restore a...
An undisclosed source in Washington revealed yesterday that recent unemployment figures and home sales decline had caused HUD to come up with some drastic measures. He indicated that HUD had contacted Nevada brothel owner, Joe Conforte, who is presen...
The Ontario superior court has overturned a motion regarding the banning of brothels within the region following a counter motion submitted by three Canadian street girls. One of the women who bought the counter motion, Terri Bedwell had told the...
"Want to have a good time old boy?" was their opening line every single time a granny went along the bars along the beach in Haskins, Florida, a small village near the Gulf Coast. It was delivered by a well-dressed 69-87 year-old with white hair and...
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