Howard Finney has given up his most comforting item because he nearly burned to death Tuesday night. "I will have to wear a lot of lotion and adult diapers for awhile", he told $tar$ reporter, George Hill. "I guess my bladder probably saved my lif...
Expert analysts within the United Nations and the State Department have revealed that the recent unrest in Egypt and other parts of the Middle East wa due to a massive shortage of Snuggies. Lack of the popular consumer item that is half robe/half bla...
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