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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says He Would Love to Own The Belmont Stakes Winner, Tiz The Law

Justin Bieber Says He Would Love to Own The Belmont Stakes Winner, Tiz The Law

LOS ANGELES – Justin Bieber is still facing sexual assault woes, and says that he has decided to stop signing autographs, taking selfies with fans, and touching adult girls on their tibias. Bieber notes that Jeffrey Epstein and a prince, a famous…

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Funny story: The Belmont Stakes Winner, Tiz The Law, Who Had Been Missing, Has Now Been Found

The Belmont Stakes Winner, Tiz The Law, Who Had Been Missing, Has Now Been Found

ORLANDO, Florida – The winner of this year’s Belmont Stakes, Tiz The Law, has been found safe and sound. The fabulous racehorse was found by a high-profile private investigator who deals in equestrian matters, as well as in clandestine operations…

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Funny story: New York’s "Tiz The Law" Wins The 152nd Running of The Belmont Stakes

New York’s "Tiz The Law" Wins The 152nd Running of The Belmont Stakes

ELMONT, New York – Jockey Manny Franco rode number 8, Tiz The Law, to victory at the Belmont Stakes before a crowd estimated to be about 103, including two hot dog vendors, three security guards, and a stand-up comedian. "TTL", as Anderson Cooper...

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Funny story: Tiz The Law Takes Belmont Before Almost Empty Grandstand

Tiz The Law Takes Belmont Before Almost Empty Grandstand

Belmont Park, New York. Reporter Woof Blister sends an SOS - Spoof On Sports. Tiz the Law romped home an easy winner in today's Belmont Stakes, the third leg of the Triple Crown, but this year it came first. Instead of returning to the winner's circl…

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Funny story: American Pharoah's Jockey Also Commands A Huge Stud Fee! (Comparatively Speaking)

American Pharoah's Jockey Also Commands A Huge Stud Fee! (Comparatively Speaking)

Dallas, TX - Triple Crown winning horsie, American Pharoah, is reportedly getting a record-setting stud fee of over three million dollars from other mega-rich horse breeders, to jam its giant horse dong into their fillies, in an effort to produce the...

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Funny story: Astrologers hint California Chrome destined as also-ran in Saturday's Belmont Stakes

Astrologers hint California Chrome destined as also-ran in Saturday's Belmont Stakes

New York - Hold those bets mug punters everywhere, the Belmont Stakes ante-post market is rigged by deceptive stars that will blow up in your faces before the weekend is over. And blow a huge hole in your wallets if you take the measley odds that...

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Funny story: Palace Malice Wins The Belmont Stakes And Now Sets His Sites on Mexico's Tijuana Invitational Derby

Palace Malice Wins The Belmont Stakes And Now Sets His Sites on Mexico's Tijuana Invitational Derby

ELMONT, New York - Palace Malice defeated the Kentucky Derby winner Orb and the Preakness winner Ox Bow to capture the third jewel of horse racing's coveted Triple Crown, The Belmont Stakes. Jockey Mike Smith said that he knew since the night befo...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un's Race Horse Will Not Be Allowed To Run In The Belmont Stakes

Kim Jong Un's Race Horse Will Not Be Allowed To Run In The Belmont Stakes

ELMONT, New York - The United States Racehorse Federation has just announced that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's racehorse Northern Rice King will not be allowed to run in the 145th running of The Belmont Stakes. USRF spokesperson Amethyst Chut...

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Funny story: I'll Have Another won't run Belmont; He Has The "Zombie Virus". Has Been Destroyed.

I'll Have Another won't run Belmont; He Has The "Zombie Virus". Has Been Destroyed.

The racehorse I'll Have Another has been scratched from Saturday's Belmont Stakes, ending its bid to become the first Triple Crown winner in 34 years, as he has contracted the dreaded zombie virus. The beast is reportedly foaming at the mouth, has...

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Funny story: It's Official! Sarah Palin to Run in the Belmont Stakes

It's Official! Sarah Palin to Run in the Belmont Stakes

Sarah Palin, the firebrand republican ex-Governor of Alaska, has decided to run, and she hopes, win the prestigious Belmont Stakes. The Belmont Stakes, a thoroughbred horse race that will be held this year on June 11th at Belmont Park in Elmont,...

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