LOS ANGELES – Justin Bieber is still facing sexual assault woes, and says that he has decided to stop signing autographs, taking selfies with fans, and touching adult girls on their tibias. Bieber notes that Jeffrey Epstein and a prince, a famous…
ORLANDO, Florida – The winner of this year’s Belmont Stakes, Tiz The Law, has been found safe and sound. The fabulous racehorse was found by a high-profile private investigator who deals in equestrian matters, as well as in clandestine operations…
ELMONT, New York – Jockey Manny Franco rode number 8, Tiz The Law, to victory at the Belmont Stakes before a crowd estimated to be about 103, including two hot dog vendors, three security guards, and a stand-up comedian. "TTL", as Anderson Cooper...
Belmont Park, New York. Reporter Woof Blister sends an SOS - Spoof On Sports. Tiz the Law romped home an easy winner in today's Belmont Stakes, the third leg of the Triple Crown, but this year it came first. Instead of returning to the winner's circl…
Dallas, TX - Triple Crown winning horsie, American Pharoah, is reportedly getting a record-setting stud fee of over three million dollars from other mega-rich horse breeders, to jam its giant horse dong into their fillies, in an effort to produce the...
New York - Hold those bets mug punters everywhere, the Belmont Stakes ante-post market is rigged by deceptive stars that will blow up in your faces before the weekend is over. And blow a huge hole in your wallets if you take the measley odds that...
ELMONT, New York - Palace Malice defeated the Kentucky Derby winner Orb and the Preakness winner Ox Bow to capture the third jewel of horse racing's coveted Triple Crown, The Belmont Stakes. Jockey Mike Smith said that he knew since the night befo...
ELMONT, New York - The United States Racehorse Federation has just announced that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's racehorse Northern Rice King will not be allowed to run in the 145th running of The Belmont Stakes. USRF spokesperson Amethyst Chut...
The racehorse I'll Have Another has been scratched from Saturday's Belmont Stakes, ending its bid to become the first Triple Crown winner in 34 years, as he has contracted the dreaded zombie virus. The beast is reportedly foaming at the mouth, has...
Sarah Palin, the firebrand republican ex-Governor of Alaska, has decided to run, and she hopes, win the prestigious Belmont Stakes. The Belmont Stakes, a thoroughbred horse race that will be held this year on June 11th at Belmont Park in Elmont,...
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