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Funny story: Male Ladybug Speaks Out about Gender Identity

Male Ladybug Speaks Out about Gender Identity

Lester, a male member of the coccinellid species commonly known as the ladybug or ladybird, recently made waves by speaking out about his struggles with gender identity. "Just because I'm cute and female-friendly doesn't mean I'm a lady," said Les...

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Funny story: VW turns back the clock!

VW turns back the clock!

German giant VW has promised to turn back the clock and remove all computers / software from their cars, and go back to basics. Second world war Beetles, still produced in Mexico, will now be produced in Wolfsburg, Germany, and Golf's will be offered...

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Funny story: Liverpool sack manager and replace him with a dead Beetle!

Liverpool sack manager and replace him with a dead Beetle!

In pure desperation and a determination to win back former glory, Liverpool have sacked their manager and replaced him with a dead Beetle! It was a difficult decision sacking their present manager, but after a long debate, 5 minutes, the Liverpool...

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Funny story: Pot growers' horror as Colorado Beetle eschews potatoes, begins ravaging this year's weed crop

Pot growers' horror as Colorado Beetle eschews potatoes, begins ravaging this year's weed crop

Denver, Colorado - A bug traditionally brought up ravaging the potato crop has suddenly acquired more fanciful tastes and begun running riot through Colorado's first legal statewide cannabis harvest. The Colorado Beetle, Leptinotarsa decemlineata,...

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Funny story: Jay Leno Buys A Wyoming Woman's Volkswagen Beetle With 3 Million Miles On It

Jay Leno Buys A Wyoming Woman's Volkswagen Beetle With 3 Million Miles On It

BURBANK, California - Jay Leno has one of the most extensive automobile and motorcycle collections in the world. He is said to own over 100 vehicles and 90 motorcycles most of them very expensive. Leno recently heard about 61-year-old Rayleen...

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Funny story: A Wyoming Woman Has A Volkswagen Beetle With 3 Million Miles On It

A Wyoming Woman Has A Volkswagen Beetle With 3 Million Miles On It

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - Rayleen Mayshaw, 61, purchased her green Volkswagen Beetle back in 1983, and 30 years later she is still driving it all over Cheyenne. Rayleen who works as a restaurant health inspector recently put the 3 millionth mile on her...

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Funny story: New beetle gets named six months after its discovery

New beetle gets named six months after its discovery

There has been a lot of wrangling over the name of the new beetle discovered in northern Finland in June of 2011 with its identification as a new species happening simultaneously between two groups of scientists. "We believe that we found it first...

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Funny story: A Study On The Military Tactics Of Tweetle Beetles

A Study On The Military Tactics Of Tweetle Beetles

In 1965, Dr. Theodore "Seuss" Geisel published his war study, Fox in Socks. The final 20% of the book discusses tactics and strategy employed by Tweetle Beetles in battle conditions. One sentence reads, "When beetles fight their battles in a bo...

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Funny story: "Antimacassars Useless" claims What Chair? magazine

"Antimacassars Useless" claims What Chair? magazine

Antimacassars, the small material or crocheted pads designed to fit on the headrests of chairs, have been proven not to work. In extensive testing, What Chair? magazine found that they did very little to prevent upholstery infestation by the Common...

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