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Ms. Amerika Contestant Takes a Stand for Right to Take a Knee

Funny story: Ms. Amerika Contestant Takes a Stand for Right to Take a Knee

T&A City, Nude Joisey--Ms. Virginia advanced in the Ms. Amerika Contest after her politically correct, although sexist, response to the National Foosball League (NFL) controversy concerning players who “take a knee” during the playing of the US n...

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There She Was--Miss America

Funny story: There She Was--Miss America

It was okay for Gretchen Carlson to strut her stuff onstage during the 1989 Miss America Beauty Pageant, but that was a looonnnnnngggggggg time ago. Carlson, who was born (some say spawned) in 1966, was only 29 then, and she had, according to the jud...

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Camels banned from Arabian 'Camel Beauty contest' because they had face-lifts and Botox-ed humps!

Funny story: Camels banned from Arabian 'Camel Beauty contest' because they had face-lifts and Botox-ed humps!

Saudi Arabia, somewhere in the desert: Jaggedone sent his pet CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) Desert Rat Reporters to observe the annual 'Camel Beauty Contest" and brother did it "Rommel!" After parading their beautiful beasts to the jury it see...

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Report Shows Contestants in Miss Universe Beauty Contest All From Earth

Funny story: Report Shows Contestants in Miss Universe Beauty Contest All From Earth

An investigation into the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant has revealed that contestants are always from planet earth. Years of documents going back to the event's inception have reportedly been uncovered, all of which show a consistent pattern of exclus...

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Steve Harvey on Ms. Universe 2015 Mishap: "I will again host next year's pageant... the Ms. Universe 2016"

Funny story: Steve Harvey on Ms. Universe 2015 Mishap: "I will again host next year's pageant... the Ms. Universe 2016"

Las Vegas NV- "I made a terrible mistake tonight in announcing the wrong winner and runner-up for the Miss Universe pageant. I know how much pride many countries, fans and most importantly, the contestants take in preparing for this night. I hope tha...

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Beauty Pageant Contestant From Algeria Cancels

Funny story: Beauty Pageant Contestant From Algeria Cancels

Miss Algeria Sharifa Boudine has told the organisers of the Miss Hands-Around-The-World competition that she cannot attend because she will not be allowed to wear traditional Moslem style dress which features Burqu'ua. Madamoiselle Boudine said to...

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In Columbia, no nudes is good nudes

BOGATA -- Paola Builes Aristzabal, who won the title of Miss Antioquia by showing off her curvaceous figure, was "shocked" to learn that she has been disqualified as a contestant in the Miss Columbia beauty pageant. Judges stripped the naughty Mis...

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Kim Jong Un Talks About The Purported Pornographic Sex Tape Video of Him and Miss Pyongyang

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Talks About The Purported Pornographic Sex Tape Video of Him and Miss Pyongyang

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Reports coming out of North Korea are that Kim Jong Un is fit to be tied and he will get to the bottom of the latest sex scandal. The Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea reported that they received a video tape in the ma...

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Honey Boo Boo Reveals Who She Least Admires

Funny story: Honey Boo Boo Reveals Who She Least Admires

HOLLYWOOD - Alana Thompson, better known as Honey Boo Boo, was in Tinsel Town for an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Leno asked her if she had found a boyfriend yet. The little Southern beauty pageant queen giggled and said that she...

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Willie Nelson and Miley Cyrus To Host Colorado's 1st Annual Miss Marijuana Beauty Pageant

Funny story: Willie Nelson and Miley Cyrus To Host Colorado's 1st Annual Miss Marijuana Beauty Pageant

DENVER - The Rocky Mountain State has just announced that it will be hosting one of the best beauty pageants in the history of beauty pageants. Representatives with Colorado's 1st Annual Miss Marijuana Beauty Pageant have said that all of the page...

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Honey Boo Boo Named Cutest Girl In Georgia

Funny story: Honey Boo Boo Named Cutest Girl In Georgia

ATLANTA - The star of the television reality series, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Alana Thompson has just received another of her many beauty pageant awards. The little girl from McIntyre, Georgia who turned 8, on August 28, 2013, entered the Cutest...

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Miss Pennsylvania Is Ordered To Pay Donald Trump $5 Million

Funny story: Miss Pennsylvania Is Ordered To Pay Donald Trump $5 Million

CRANBERRY, Pennsylvania - The 2012 contestant who represented the state of Pennsylvania in The Miss USA Beauty Pageant, Sheena Monnin has just had the surprise of her fake smile life. Miss Monnin [Pronounced MOAN-IN] has been ordered by a judge to...

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People Magazine Names Nancy Pelosi 2013's 'Ugliest Woman Alive'

LOS ANGELES, CA - Move over, Gwyneth Paltrow! The controversial "actress" and avowed herbivore was recently bestowed with the title of People Magazine's 'Most Attractive Woman' for 2013. Now, the magazine that defines the standards of the glamor li...

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Clint Eastwood To Direct Honey Boo Boo In "A Fistful of Tiaras"

Funny story: Clint Eastwood To Direct Honey Boo Boo In "A Fistful of Tiaras"

HOLLYWOOD - Pipe Dream Films in association with La Hacienda Pictures has just informed the entertainment media that Clint Eastwood has just been signed to direct a motion picture starring seven-year-old Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson. The movie i...

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Beauty Contest Between Republican and Democrat Women

Funny story: Beauty Contest Between Republican and Democrat Women

South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley and Alaska Governor Sara Palin have teamed up and issued a challenge for a beauty contest amongst Democrat and Republican Women. Contestants will vie for a coveted position in politics for their respective part...

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Miss Pennsylvania Has Reportedly Gone Into The Witness Protection Program

Funny story: Miss Pennsylvania Has Reportedly Gone Into The Witness Protection Program

MANHATTAN - It appears by all accounts that the former Miss Pennsylvania, Sheena Junglevina Monnin, has gone into the nation's Witness Protection Program. The WPP is usually only reserved for members of the Mafia after they turn state's evidence a...

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Miss Pennsylvania Refuses To Apologize To Donald Trump and Says She's Moving Down To Mexico

Funny story: Miss Pennsylvania Refuses To Apologize To Donald Trump and Says She's Moving Down To Mexico

TROUT RUN, Pennsylvania - The former Miss Pennsylvania, Sheena Junglevina Monnin, was at a local Burger Bandit signing autographs with the purchase of a Burger Bandit Burger Combo Deal. She was asked by Taffeta Kixx with iRumors if she plans to ap...

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Donald Trump Furious With Miss Pennsylvania's Charge - Plans To Sue and Demands To See Her Birth Certificate

Funny story: Donald Trump Furious With Miss Pennsylvania's Charge - Plans To Sue and Demands To See Her Birth Certificate

MANHATTAN - A very close, long time friend of billionaire Donald Trump stated that in all the years that he has known Mr. Trump, that he has never seen him angrier than he is at the moment. According to Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo,...

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