Wapoville, Washington DC - Representative Amirakidda Oepedoe Imaslammi, held a crowded press conference today at the Washington Monument to decry the recent shootings, the most recent of which deployed a silenced handgun. “The sound of gunfi...
The new DSM V categorization of psychiatric disorders published by the American Psychiatric Association as a new description of separation anxiety and a new category of fetishes. In the DSM IV these disorders related only to people. But now they h...
In a tragic misunderstanding at the Kennedy Cinema complex in Dallas, a chain reaction was accidentally started when everyone shot the person sitting next to them. It started off as a prank when a man popped an empty chip packet against his hand.
American Arms Manufacturers are upset that a man had the audacity to enter a mall, shoot it up, and not intentionally hit anyone else other than himself. On Nov. 3rd 20 year old Richard Sloop entered the New Jersey Garden State Plaza Mall, shooting...
Starbucks public spokesman Anselmo Java recently made a statement to the press regarding the company's stance regarding possession of firearms in any of their establishments. "The only shots we want to hear being fired off in our stores are shots...
There's all this hype about spoons. Seriously, people are lining up outside local stores, waiting in the cold for hours, just to get the latest edition of spoon technology. There are crazy spoon enthusiasts who will even go as far as collecting multiple spoons in various different shapes and sizes. It is becoming a problem comparable to hoarding. What will happen if too many people buy spoons?...
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