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Funny story: Trump Can Play The Banjo With His Toes

Trump Can Play The Banjo With His Toes

Ever since watching the 1972 film Deliverance, Donald Trump has been intrigued by the banjo, and has become very proficient with that instrument. So much so, that he has managed to learn to play the banjo - with his toes! Of course, the banjo doe…

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Funny story: Brian still can't play the banjo

Brian still can't play the banjo

Chutney on the Fritz's foremost bachelor Brian Asshat still can't play the Banjo, despite owning one for nearly forty years and having a lot of time to spend learning during the lockdown. The four-string tenor model that Brian owns has been in his...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Realizes His Life Has No Style

Nashville Man Realizes His Life Has No Style

After struggling to complete a human resources questionnaire on diversity and lifestyle for his employer, Henry Mills of Nashville, Tennessee, came to the unfortunate conclusion that his own life has no style. “Embarrassing,” he said. “But I didn’...

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Funny story: Alabama Outlaws Accordion Playing

Alabama Outlaws Accordion Playing

MONTGOMERY, Alabama - After receiving numerous complaints from the state's banjo playing residents, the Alabama state senate acted on the countless complaints complaining about accordion playing. State Senator Brisker "Tadpole" Tadfeller, 71, [R-M...

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Funny story: Cow's arse hit with banjo

Cow's arse hit with banjo

A six year old Friesian cow was recovering today after its arse was repeatedly hit by a mysterious banjo wielding maniac. It had been grazing in a field when the attacker approached it from behind and started beating its backside with the spherica...

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Funny story: "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" Causes Patrons' Spontaneous Chase Sequence at County Fair

"Foggy Mountain Breakdown" Causes Patrons' Spontaneous Chase Sequence at County Fair

Chaos broke out at a recent Tennessee local county fair when a performing band played the banjo favorite "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" and the patrons began chasing each other around in vehicles and even on foot. "It was surreal. Everybody was r...

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Funny story: Steve Martin Plucks New Role With Banjo Album

Steve Martin Plucks New Role With Banjo Album

Made famous by his absurdist stand-up comedy and zany Hollywood films, Steve Martin has also exercised his creativity on a more serious plane, writing plays, novellas, articles and a memoir. Now add to that some no-nonsense original plucking for h...

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Funny story: George Formby was no good at cleaning windows

George Formby was no good at cleaning windows

Historical texts have proven that Ukulele player George Formby was not a good window cleaner. Contemporary reports from the time revealed that the comedy maverick was often tardy, left his ladders all over the place, used the same water for days,...

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Funny story: Banjo sales remain constant

Banjo sales remain constant

The world trade in Banjos has not improved for the seventieth year in a row.

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