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Funny story: Douchebag, High School Football Jock To Receive Award For Breaking District's "That's What She Said" Record

Douchebag, High School Football Jock To Receive Award For Breaking District's "That's What She Said" Record

Fairbury, Nebraska - A douchebag High School football jock was all smiles today after breaking the district record for the most times one player has said "that's what she said" during a single season of football. Senior, Derren Brown, 17, quarterb...

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Funny story: Man Coughed So Hard, His Balls Started To Ache

Man Coughed So Hard, His Balls Started To Ache

A man who has been suffering 'flu-like symptoms for nearly a month, revealed today how he had coughed so hard, that his testicles and groin area had started to ache. Moys Kenwood, 55, contracted the bug towards the end of February, but could not h...

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Funny story: Man's Testicles Savaged In Shaving Accident

Man's Testicles Savaged In Shaving Accident

A man's testicles are special; they're delicate, and when, as sometimes happens, a man decides he wants rid of the lion's mane of pubus stragglia around his cock and balls, he either does it himself, or allocates the task to someone he trusts implici...

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Funny story: Princeton To Phase Out "Male Biased" Words

Princeton To Phase Out "Male Biased" Words

Princeton, NJ - Princeton College's faculty voted yesterday to implement a five year plan to make Princeton's classrooms places "free of all gender bias" by eliminating vocabulary from classroom instruction that "evokes male hegemony." The faculty a...

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Funny story: World's first perpetual bounce football prototype lost during first presentation.

World's first perpetual bounce football prototype lost during first presentation.

You may remember Ralph Effelburger and his failed invention the Airmet, the world's first airbag motor cycle helmet. Well he's back again after the launch of the Go-Go perpetual football which went seriously wrong for him at the Marriott Hotel car pa...

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Funny story: NBC News Sending Brian Williams to "Man Up" Boot Camp to Get Balls

NBC News Sending Brian Williams to "Man Up" Boot Camp to Get Balls

NBC News said Tuesday it is insisting that Brian Williams attend the 'Man Up' Boot Camp and in addition has been suspended its chief anchor and managing editor immediately for six months without pay, forgoing the option of firing the embattled news...

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Funny story: World Watches In Amazement as US Giggles for Two Weeks Over 'Balls'

World Watches In Amazement as US Giggles for Two Weeks Over 'Balls'

New York-A UN resolution, sponsored by a broad coalition of stupefied nations led by Secretary-General Ban ki-Moon, called upon the United States today to "grow up, for God's sake, and stop with the stupid double entendres about deflated footballs."...

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Funny story: Street performer arrested after squeezing his own testicles to hit the high note of Sia's Chandelier

Street performer arrested after squeezing his own testicles to hit the high note of Sia's Chandelier

Birmingham, England- Street performer Chase Michaels was arrested by the bill earlier today for squeezing his own bollocks to hit the high not of the lyric, "chanda lier lier." Locals were not impressed by the show with local mother Linda Harris...

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Funny story: "Sexist" transgender model disses genetic girls

"Sexist" transgender model disses genetic girls

SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW -- Carmen Cajones, a transgender model and former contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race, has been rebuked by the lesbian gay bisexual transgender (LGBT) community for her"sexist" and "misogynistic" remarks about women. "They...

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Funny story: Caged Naked Fights The Latest Thing!

Caged Naked Fights The Latest Thing!

You know, before that caged barbed wire naked wrestling match over who would get our company account, I had thought that all CPA's were pretty much alike. It did begin slow. "Your first time here for the fights?', asked the guy in seat next to...

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Funny story: Oregon Crime Suspect Accidently Shoots Himself in the Balls!

Oregon Crime Suspect Accidently Shoots Himself in the Balls!

Salem, Oregon police have arrested and are now guarding at the hospital a man suspected of shooting an Uncle, then shoots himself in the balls while trying to escape the police. A neighbor heard a loud argument going on in another apartment and su...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Having Trouble Over Intimacy With Doctor

Justin Bieber Having Trouble Over Intimacy With Doctor

"I don't know if something happened to me in early childhood or what but I cannot stand getting a physical every year...but I guess I must", he told a friend while back at home. The friend stated that he knew the feeling as he was the same way wit...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Injures Pelvis On Wrecking Ball!

Miley Cyrus Injures Pelvis On Wrecking Ball!

Something went wrong with Miley Cyrus big show-ending finally Friday night when she was riding a wrecking ball, swinging naked but covered by swinging on it sideways. That was until the wrecking ball, which was not real but still heavy, went too f...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA

Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA

Dear Diary, When I was just 12 years old I was hit by something called "ball lightning." I guess that's why my voice never changed as it should. But I guess it fits my songs because they are selling. You just have to use what you have and that's what I have done. At least, it hasn't slowed me down sexually. In fact, I think it has given me the balls to sing what I like and love...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson: More Controversy

Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson: More Controversy

"Last time I told those people the truth about the Druids and their trees but I wanted to warn them about a few other thangs! Robertson as usual started slow and then got all wound up and somewhat louder as he recorded his message. He then shut...

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Funny story: Vehicle accessories

Vehicle accessories

For women, accessories relate to dress and include such items as bows, tiaras, necklaces, bracelets, pins, rings, anklets, purses, shoes, and men with thick wallets. For men, accessories relate to vehicles, and include hubcaps, rims, wheels, racing stripes, cabin-mounted rifle racks, decals, and truck balls. Although men accessorize both cars and trucks, the latter are often decorated with raci...

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Funny story: Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

According to some, erotica is what women, who lack the balls to refer to it by its real name, call pornography. However, they contend that erotica differs from porn in that it is ofter, warmer, fuzzier, and feels better on the lips and tongue than pornography tends to feel. Characteristics Some individuals also contend that a number of its characteristics further define erotica, distingu...

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