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Funny story: It's OK to Shoot Bald Eagles

It's OK to Shoot Bald Eagles

Only days after the Yellowstone Grizzly Bear lost its place on the endangered species list, Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke today removed the American Bald Eagle from the Fish and Wildlife Service's list. Environmentalists immediately file notice of in...

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Funny story: EagleCam Temporarily Shut Down After Teen Eagle Seen Masturbating

EagleCam Temporarily Shut Down After Teen Eagle Seen Masturbating

Minneapolis, MN: The Minnesota Department of Natural Resources' "DNR EagleCam Live Stream" was temporarily shut down last night after the video stream showed a male teenage Bald Eagle masturbating. The DNR has been inundated with telephone calls and...

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Funny story: New bite-works animal to use on Pipelinestan protesters due out soon

New bite-works animal to use on Pipelinestan protesters due out soon

Last Saturday at Standing Rock on a Sioux Indian Reservation along the Cannonball and Missouri Rivers, bite-works style attack dogs were used against protesters. Security guards for the Dakota Access Pipeline Company felt obliged to utilize their...

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Funny story: Bald Man To Replace Bald Eagle As National Symbol Of United States

Bald Man To Replace Bald Eagle As National Symbol Of United States

The bald eagle, national symbol of the United States of America, whose image appears on most official seals of the U.S. government, including the presidential seal, the presidential flag, and in the logos of many U.S. federal agencies is to be replac...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney, Arapaho Tribe Get Shooting Permissions From Government!

Dick Cheney, Arapaho Tribe Get Shooting Permissions From Government!

In Cheyenne, Wyoming today there is much celebration among the Northern Arapaho Indians and former Vice President Dick Cheney who is from the same area and was once a Wyoming Representative in the US House of Representatives. The US Fish & Wil...

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Funny story: Cameron denies eating roast bald eagle with King Abdullah in Saudi desert feast

Cameron denies eating roast bald eagle with King Abdullah in Saudi desert feast

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - "That's total and utter hogwash," the PM's aide told reporters this evening, "besides, it wasn't bald per se, just slightly thinning." "It's the Bedu equivalent of the Thanksgiving turkey," Our-Man-In-Riyadh's calorie counte...

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Funny story: Obama To Replace Bald Eagle With Panda As American National Symbol

Obama To Replace Bald Eagle With Panda As American National Symbol

As a conciliatory gesture to Chinese leader, Hu Jintau, who will be treated to a lavish reception at the White House tomorrow, Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced that the President has decided to replace our national symbol, the Bald Eagle, with...

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Funny story: American Bald Eagle Snatches Up, Eats Glenn Beck's Dachshund

American Bald Eagle Snatches Up, Eats Glenn Beck's Dachshund

NEW CANAAN, Connecticut -- Glenn Beck never thought twice about the safety of little Adolph when he let him outside to poop in the back yard of their home in one of the most affluent, safe and secure communities in America. Now, his overweight 8-m...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods kills Bald Eagle with golf ball

Tiger Woods kills Bald Eagle with golf ball

The U.S Open was marred Monday when Tiger Woods killed a Bald Eagle with one of his tee shots.

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Funny story: Bald Eagles Select Humans As National Primate of the United States

Bald Eagles Select Humans As National Primate of the United States

AP Newsliar -- After a lengthy selection process, Bald Eagles have chosen humans to be the national primate of the United States.

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Funny story: U.S. May Replace Eagle As National Symbol

U.S. May Replace Eagle As National Symbol

The fierce, independent American bald eagle may be replaced as the national symbol of the United States. The new U.S. symbol? It may be a chicken.

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