(NOT EDITED) The word PEACH usually describes a sweet fruit which grows in Southern Europe, Mexico, California, and Florida, in fact, anywhere where the sun shines not out of Jaggedone's rear-end, but in less combustible climates. However, PEACH c…
Dorking Zoo Keeper, Stavros Jones, improved his brainpower three-fold by smoking the malted fur from various primates at the zoo he is employed at an un-named conservation park in Surrey. Stavros, a keen botanist when not tending to primates, boas...
Pro soccer player, amateur sleuth, ex-con, the new "Mon Dieu" (Eric Cantona for non-soccer fans and people who have had their heads in the sands for the last decade) and super philosopher, Joey Barton, has admitted that his uncle is a "Homo-Sapien"!...
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