In the wake of yet another mass shooting, pressured to enact tougher gun regulations, United States President Donald Trump agreed to back legislation completely banning the purchase and sale of assault weapons to or from shooting stars. Explaining...
Washington (SAPP) - With the Obexit just months from now, President Obama is no longer the primary source for gun sales. For 7 straight years, US gun dealers have attributed the increased sale of guns and ammunition to Barrack Hussein Obama. The NRA...
Commenting on the accidental murder of a nine-year-old girl's assault weapons instructor on a gun range, because of her inability to control her Uzi submachine gun, and thus blowing part of his brains out, Wayne La Pisse of the "Owning Guns Is A God-...
WASHINGTON - appalled by the death of a women after a beating by her family in Pakistan, Wayne La P'nis, Head Phallus of the Rifle Club of America (RCA) offered to send assault weapons to that country. "There are many honor killings of women in...
As everyone knows, L.A. Clippers owner Donald sterling is the object of national outrage over racist comments. He criticized his girlfriend for posting a picture of her and Magic Johnson on instagram. He also told her not to bring black people to g...
A good deal of attention is currently being given to retired lieutenant general William Boykin, who is also the Family Research Council's Executive Vice President. Following Mr. Boykin's public remarks that he interprets Revelation 19 to mean that...
In an effort to corner the market on rednecks, girls and women, Duck Dynasty, gun makers Smith & Wesson and Mossberg have teamed up. The U.S. Military is acting in an advisory capacity to the new conglomerate. As has been reported in this sp...
In a press release issued today, just before the anniversary of the Newton School Massacre,The National Rifle Association has issued a statement advocating that every child in an American classroom be armed with a weapon starting with kindergarten. T...
A recent biography of NRA Fuhrer Wayne LaPierre shows light on his character that reveals why he is so rabid on the topic of gun control. The President of Vice of the largest gun organization has been often in the news lately due to his extremist anti-governmental outlook and his opposition to any and all laws on firearms. The new book entitled 'LaPierre- Assault Mouth', contains the following...
In need of a new spokesman so fiery he can burn people with his tongue alone and can intimidate a whole nation, the NRA has chosen North Korean leader Kim Jong Un to replace the nerdy Wayne LaPierre as their propaganda head. The NRA has long looked f...
President Obama's announcement today that some magazines will be banned from sale caused one moronic idiot to fly into a tizzy, worried that Hustler, Big Tits Weekly and Teenage Sluts would be among the publications banned. "I hope he reconsiders...
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