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MacaDaddy And Cheese Recipe That May Kill Your Children

My three young girls have just finished eating my patented "MacaDaddy and Cheese." They are all lying on the living room floor, emerging from a lactose-coma. Here's the recipe: Cook and drain 1 box Ronzoni Smart Taste elbows. Add 1 stick butter, 1 cup 2% milk. --Heat until burned and smoking. --Curse loudly. --Throw out burned food, f--ked up pot. Cook and drain a second box of Ronzon...