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Funny story: Man Injures Cranium On Overhead Fan On Bus

Man Injures Cranium On Overhead Fan On Bus

A man boarding a bus in the Thai capital of Bangkok was hurt when, watching where he was putting his feet, he walked headfirst into an overhead fan hanging from the roof of the vehicle, causing annoyance. Moys Kenwood, then 52, was boarding a numb...

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Funny story: Hull Man Awarded Damages After Getting Cock Trapped In Zip

Hull Man Awarded Damages After Getting Cock Trapped In Zip

A man who was injured when he trapped his penis in the zip of his jeans recently, has been awarded record damages of 50p. The man snagged his cock as he hastily tried to fasten his flyhole after having a piss in a shop doorway in Hull town centre...

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Funny story: Hull Man Found Crying Over Spilt Milk

Hull Man Found Crying Over Spilt Milk

A Hull man living in the Thai capital of Bangkok was said by friends to be "extremely upset with himself" this morning, after they found him at his apartment crying over some spilt milk. The 'spilt mlk' the man was crying over, was from a 1-litre...

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Funny story: Man Fell Off Bus

Man Fell Off Bus

News is just reaching us about an incident in the Thai capital of Bangkok, where a man alighting from an air-conditioned public transport bus came a cropper, and not so much 'got off' it, as 'fell off it'. The man, who may never be identified, was...

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Funny story: Lorry Sheds Its Load Of Sheds

Lorry Sheds Its Load Of Sheds

There was a 30-yard tailback on a road in Battambang this morning, after a lorry shed its load of sheds. The lorry - which in the US would be described as 'the truck' - was being driven along the road from Baset in the direction of the city, by a...

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Funny story: Church Accidentally Sends Shroud Of Turin To Dry Cleaners

Church Accidentally Sends Shroud Of Turin To Dry Cleaners

The Cathedral of St. John the Baptist in Turin, Italy, was specifically built to house and protect the shroud of Turin, an ancient 14 foot length of cloth that bears a contact image of the crucified Christ. Last week an assistant to the Vice-Bisho...

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Funny story: Exploding E-Cig Kills Man On London Underground

Exploding E-Cig Kills Man On London Underground

59 year old Max Scholder died celebrating his birthday after his e-cig exploded in his pocket then ignited a gas explosion. Leila Scholder, wife of the deceased, talked to this reporter about what happened. "We were going home on the Undergrou...

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Funny story: Trump Limo Crashes, Investigation Blames Raccoons On Road

Trump Limo Crashes, Investigation Blames Raccoons On Road

What's happening with Donald Trump and raccoons? Following two separate incidents where raccoons attacked Trump supporters outside of political rallies, State police in Pennsylvania are now blaming the single vehicle crash of Trump's limo in part...

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Funny story: Helmet Footage In Schumacher Case!

Helmet Footage In Schumacher Case!

As positive news regarding Michael Schumacher's recovery is released, footage from the helmet of the former Formula One world champion has finally been recovered, with it clearly showing that Schumacher was racing another skier down the off piste slo...

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Funny story: A costly trip

A costly trip

Gateshead council has been ordered to pay £5,000 in compensation to a resident who suffered a fractured ankle after tripping on a payment. Jack Poundfoot was leaving the council offices when he tripped over a stack of money which had been dropped...

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Funny story: Star Wars Enthusiast Blinds Himself With Homemade Lightsaber

Star Wars Enthusiast Blinds Himself With Homemade Lightsaber

Darien CT: Months of painstaking research and design ended in calamity yesterday when a man accidentally blinded himself while in the final stages of developing a homemade light saber. The mishap is thought to have occurred when Star Wars enthusiast...

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Funny story: Oregon Crime Suspect Accidently Shoots Himself in the Balls!

Oregon Crime Suspect Accidently Shoots Himself in the Balls!

Salem, Oregon police have arrested and are now guarding at the hospital a man suspected of shooting an Uncle, then shoots himself in the balls while trying to escape the police. A neighbor heard a loud argument going on in another apartment and su...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Cuts Off Weiner

Robert Pattinson Cuts Off Weiner

The big news here just about an hour ago is that somehow or other, actor Robert Pattison has cut off weiner but we are awaiting more news on the subject. OK, here's a spokeswoman for Pattinson. "Ladies and gentlemen of the Press, I am here to a...

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Funny story: White Christmas Dream Comes True after Flour Truck Overturns

White Christmas Dream Comes True after Flour Truck Overturns

A truck carrying sacks of flour overturned on the I-64 ramp as it exits onto I-65. It spilled its load onto the highway below, and the high winds that blew east south east served to spread the snowy white holiday cheer. Several lanes of traffic were...

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Funny story: An Aspen Man Develops Road Rage After Buying Fake Pot From A Fake Pot Dealer

An Aspen Man Develops Road Rage After Buying Fake Pot From A Fake Pot Dealer

ASPEN, Colorado - The Colorado Highway Patrol is reporting that an Aspen resident recently developed what they consider to be the worst case of road rage in the history of the state of Colorado. A spokesperson for the CHP, Sergeant Cruxton Tartant...

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Funny story: Tony Stewart to Race with One Leg Tied behind His Back

Tony Stewart to Race with One Leg Tied behind His Back

Speedway, Indiana - Two major fractures are not enough to keep NASCAR's Tony Stewart out of the driver's seat. The versatile racer, who fractured his leg in two places in a minor-league dirt track event, has ordered his medical team to position h...

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Funny story: Gateshead Couple Fall on Hard Times

Gateshead Couple Fall on Hard Times

A middle-aged couple are recovering in hospital after a freak accident on their local high street. George and Florence Sellers tripped over a tightly bound parcel of newspapers which had been left for them outside their newsagents shop. They fell...

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