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Funny story: New TikTok Ecology Horror Film - Obese Zombies Ravage Earth - Mother Nature Wins in End

New TikTok Ecology Horror Film - Obese Zombies Ravage Earth - Mother Nature Wins in End

The Socially - conscious TikTok Subscribers have banded together and are doing a series of 'Eco' films to highlight Overcrowding and Climate Change. They feel Horror and Humour are the way to get the information across to people. Their curre…

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Funny story: Zombie Reagan 4 Brain President!

Zombie Reagan 4 Brain President!

In a stunning new development, the GOP has admitted to trying to clone the corpse of Ronald Reagan, since their current and potential contenders for the Oval Office ain’t so good. “We need a leader, a winner – we don’t like losers, and Trump is ……

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Funny story: Donny Zombie, Need Brain

Donny Zombie, Need Brain

Donald Trump was angry at first, but now he’s sad. He misses the old days and ways, and regrets that not even he and his divine MAGA person can resurrect the dead. Jesus could, but not Donny. A man who sees himself as someone’s messiah gets pissed…

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Funny story: Zombie International Guide to Gastronomical Fine Brain Dining

Zombie International Guide to Gastronomical Fine Brain Dining

Having a hard time finding good fare in the U.S. with our obesity problem? Get your bad zombie self out of the country for truly international munchies. Here is our guide for the discriminating zombie who doesn’t want to ingest just anybody! For thos…

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Funny story: United Sack deadwood, Solskjaer, and Replace Him With a deadwood Zombie, not a Tosser!

United Sack deadwood, Solskjaer, and Replace Him With a deadwood Zombie, not a Tosser!

After yesterday's disgraceful capitulation against their 'Bitter' rivals in the ancient city of Manchester, the red side of the city, managed by a 'walking the dead Norwegian Wood-Head', have decided to replace him with yet another piece of Dead-Wood…

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Funny story: Harrison Ford's Indiana Jones 5 is Coming!

Harrison Ford's Indiana Jones 5 is Coming!

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres has just announced that the fifth installment in the extremely popular “Indiana Jones” movie franchise will begin filming soon. A spokesperson for the motion picture spoke with HH’s Tahiti Zeppe…

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Funny story: COVID-19 Vaccine Has Side-Effect Of Turning Patients Into Zombies

COVID-19 Vaccine Has Side-Effect Of Turning Patients Into Zombies

The rapid roll-out of the Coronavirus vaccine has continued these last few days, with millions of people anxious to protect themselves before it is too late, but analysts in London are saying there appears to be a worrying side-effect to the drug.

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani’s Face Is Horribly Melting, Proving The Man Is a Damn Zombie

Rudy Giuliani’s Face Is Horribly Melting, Proving The Man Is a Damn Zombie

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – New York City Police are reporting that Rudolph William Louis Giuliani is actually a zombie. NYPD said that they got over 200 calls reporting a zombie sighting, and, after investigating, they ascertained that it was…

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Funny story: President Trump is Now Insisting That The Election Was Rigged By Circus Midgets

President Trump is Now Insisting That The Election Was Rigged By Circus Midgets

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider says that President Trump has been hiding in the Presidential Bunker, due to the fact that he is as embarrassed at losing the election in a landslide, as a priest who’s been caught reading a bo…

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Funny story: Zombie-Owned Restaurants increasing in Popularity across the Country

Zombie-Owned Restaurants increasing in Popularity across the Country

Despite making up less than 1% of the American population, Zombies are one of the most unique ethnic minorities in the country due to their eccentric, albeit intriguing, lifestyle. One such area of cultural distinction is the rather interesting choic…

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Funny story: Box Set Britain’s got Box Set Stress - can ‘The Science’ help?

Box Set Britain’s got Box Set Stress - can ‘The Science’ help?

MP’s concerned about box set bingeing are considering a ‘Box Set Bank Holiday’ so people can catch up. Is ‘Box Set Stress’ a real thing, or is it just an excuse to slob around the house all day? Brenda O’Lox who runs a Box Set Stress support group…

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Funny story: Zombie Preparedness and a Defense of the CDC’s COVID-19 Response

Zombie Preparedness and a Defense of the CDC’s COVID-19 Response

The Center for Disease Control (“CDC”) has not performed very well during the pandemic. Early on, for example, we were told that masks did no good. Who knows how many lives this cost? Then we were told that masks, even ones constructed out of clot...

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Funny story: Don't Feel Up To Carving And Cleaning Your Pumpkins This Halloween? Let Vegan Zombies Do It For You!

Don't Feel Up To Carving And Cleaning Your Pumpkins This Halloween? Let Vegan Zombies Do It For You!

Save yourself the mess and the stress of making your families jack-o-lanterns this Halloween; let Vegan Zombies do it for you! Our non-brain eating team of eager un-deads are more than happy to turn their ravenous talents to scooping out the inna...

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Funny story: NEW! Just In Time For Halloween Snacking! The 'Gourmet Zombie Guide To International Fine Dining'!

NEW! Just In Time For Halloween Snacking! The 'Gourmet Zombie Guide To International Fine Dining'!

Due to the success of our hugely popular 'Gourmet Zombie Guide To Fine Dining In America', we are coming out with our International Guide for those zombies with enough money or societal pull to be able to get through TSA lines without being trapped a...

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Funny story: CDC issues nationwide Zombie Apocalypse Alter on spread of TDS

CDC issues nationwide Zombie Apocalypse Alter on spread of TDS

Washington, DC - On Friday, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) issued a nationwide Zombie Apocalypse Alter on the spread of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). Back on May 16, 2011, the CDC offered guidance to Americans by publishing...

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Funny story: Gloucestershire Village Has Slowest Broadband: Villagers Mystified by "Internet"

Gloucestershire Village Has Slowest Broadband: Villagers Mystified by "Internet"

The population of a village in Gloucestershire was concerned and mystified this week when a street in Bamfurlong was named as the slowest for broadband internet, according to an annual survey by uSwitch. The study said that homes on Greenmeadows Park...

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Funny story: Zombie babies invade Washington DC

Zombie babies invade Washington DC

Washington DC - According to MacDiner restaurant waitress Ms. Taekin, the town is being invaded by zombies. Little zombies. “Hordes of baby zombies, too young to crawl, are walking on their legs, eyes glazed over and drooling at the mouth. “One...

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