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Funny story: Don't Feel Up To Carving And Cleaning Your Pumpkins This Halloween? Let Vegan Zombies Do It For You!

Don't Feel Up To Carving And Cleaning Your Pumpkins This Halloween? Let Vegan Zombies Do It For You!

Save yourself the mess and the stress of making your families jack-o-lanterns this Halloween; let Vegan Zombies do it for you! Our non-brain eating team of eager un-deads are more than happy to turn their ravenous talents to scooping out the inna...

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Funny story: NEW! Just In Time For Halloween Snacking! The 'Gourmet Zombie Guide To International Fine Dining'!

NEW! Just In Time For Halloween Snacking! The 'Gourmet Zombie Guide To International Fine Dining'!

Due to the success of our hugely popular 'Gourmet Zombie Guide To Fine Dining In America', we are coming out with our International Guide for those zombies with enough money or societal pull to be able to get through TSA lines without being trapped a...

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Funny story: CDC issues nationwide Zombie Apocalypse Alter on spread of TDS

CDC issues nationwide Zombie Apocalypse Alter on spread of TDS

Washington, DC - On Friday, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) issued a nationwide Zombie Apocalypse Alter on the spread of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). Back on May 16, 2011, the CDC offered guidance to Americans by publishing...

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Funny story: Gloucestershire Village Has Slowest Broadband: Villagers Mystified by "Internet"

Gloucestershire Village Has Slowest Broadband: Villagers Mystified by "Internet"

The population of a village in Gloucestershire was concerned and mystified this week when a street in Bamfurlong was named as the slowest for broadband internet, according to an annual survey by uSwitch. The study said that homes on Greenmeadows Park...

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Funny story: Zombie babies invade Washington DC

Zombie babies invade Washington DC

Washington DC - According to MacDiner restaurant waitress Ms. Taekin, the town is being invaded by zombies. Little zombies. “Hordes of baby zombies, too young to crawl, are walking on their legs, eyes glazed over and drooling at the mouth. “One...

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Funny story: "Strictly come dancing" with the dead in Madagascar means "show time!"

"Strictly come dancing" with the dead in Madagascar means "show time!"

Strictly come dancing, the show every senile person all over the planet loves to watch has a completely different version in Madagascar! Instead of admiring celebs, sport stars, ex-boxers, politicians, star chefs, etc, making tits of themselves at...

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Funny story: Zombies rush Hatian jailers

Zombies rush Hatian jailers

ARCAHATE, Haiti -- Two thousand naked Hatians forced their way past screws into the local jail here, Warden Yozambie Yomama said on the record. The interlopers were suffering from exposure, starvation, zombification, and the Clinton Foundation, a...

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Funny story: Dead people joining protest movements and voter lines

Dead people joining protest movements and voter lines

New studies indicate large numbers of dead people are lining up to vote across the country in advance of November 8. Nigel J. Provender, president of CWS (Cadavers With Soul), is in one of these lines. He reveals that Mr. Trump's claim dead peo...

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Funny story: Hordes of Undead Expected to Vote in November

Hordes of Undead Expected to Vote in November

Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump called it first. At a campaign rally in Green Bay, Wisconsin he told the crowd he predicts "1.8 million deceased individuals" will vote for "somebody else" in the presidential election. Many have mis...

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Funny story: Popcorn Food Truck Causes Riot at Misophonia Convention

Popcorn Food Truck Causes Riot at Misophonia Convention

Every year providers and patients from around the world travel to a central location to attend the annual Misophonia Convention. Misophonia is a disorder of the autonomous nervous system in which particular patterned sounds are incorrectly processed...

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Funny story: Sorry, North Dakota, We Need You to Take All the "Anti-Vaxxers"

Sorry, North Dakota, We Need You to Take All the "Anti-Vaxxers"

The Obama Administration today announced a plan for dealing with the Anti-vaxxer problem. At a news conference, DHHS Secretary Sylvia Mathews Burwell stated, "There are millions of children in our midst who are partially or completely unvaccinated ag...

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Funny story: Zombie Apocalypse last 3 minutes

Zombie Apocalypse last 3 minutes

Washington, D.C.- Following an alarming number of calls to the CDC, FBI, and NSA, security analyst have concluded that the zombie apocalypse came and went without any causalities and $0 in property damage. Current Secretary of Defense, Chuck Hage...

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Funny story: Report Suggest That Not All Zombies Flesh Eating

Report Suggest That Not All Zombies Flesh Eating

A study conducted by the University of West Georgia has concluded that not all Zombies, or 'Walking Dead' are flesh eating - in fact some are quite friendly. "There is a wide misconception that every reanimated rotting corpse is a danger to living...

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Funny story: Recount On Already Controversial Presidential Election Because Of Illegal Zombie Votes.

Recount On Already Controversial Presidential Election Because Of Illegal Zombie Votes.

A recount has been demanded on the already scandalous Bush/Gore 2000 Presidential election by Democrats because it has been discovered that illegal zombies have been allowed to vote. Apparently in their over-exuberance to get people out to vote Re...

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Funny story: Player Turns Into Flesh Eating Zombie After Football Bite

Player Turns Into Flesh Eating Zombie After Football Bite

Another football player has turned into a Flesh Eating Zombie after being bitten during a World Cup match. Zombie consultant George A. Romero said on Breakfast T.V. "You might get one more match out of him if he wears a Hannibal Lecter type mask...

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Funny story: Michael Bay Hired For Controversial 'Fight Of The Dead'

Michael Bay Hired For Controversial 'Fight Of The Dead'

The film world prepares itself for a new low as Michael Bay has been hired to direct a remake of cult classics Shaun Of The Dead and Fight Club, as one film. Critics are already calling this project the biggest misjudgment in Hollywood since Brad...

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Funny story: Zombies, In-laws or Tax Collectors?

Zombies, In-laws or Tax Collectors?

Amazing as it may seem, the idea of 'zombies' and the Christian prophesy of certain people now passed, rising, may well have a combined connection. Harold Weatherbee of Hollywood Christian Crusader Watch Foundation, recently spoke to offer a few...

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