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Mugabe No Longer Dictator in Zimbabwe After Military Tricks Him

Funny story: Mugabe No Longer Dictator in Zimbabwe After Military Tricks Him

Harare, Zimbabwe The Zimbabwe Military recently took over governing the country from the 93-year-old Mugabe. "I'm surprised it took us so long" said General Agreement. "I mean, the guy is 93-years-old. How tough could it be?" "What we did was...

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Pardoned by Clinton ex-Dem congressman Mel Reynolds now in hot water with Zimbabwe cops

Funny story: Pardoned by Clinton ex-Dem congressman Mel Reynolds now in hot water with Zimbabwe cops

Harare, Zimbabwe - His 78-month jail sentence for fraud and lying to SEC investigators was commuted to halfway house by outgoing President Bill Clinton who fought hard but failed to quash Reynolds' five year custodial term for 12 cunts - uh, counts!...

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Saddam Hussain Ghost Ride the top attraction in Zimbabwe's forthcoming 'Disneyland in Africa'

Funny story: Saddam Hussain Ghost Ride the top attraction in Zimbabwe's forthcoming 'Disneyland in Africa'

Africa - A hologram of Saddam plunging headlong over Victoria Falls inside a barrel of sweet light crude is one of President Robert Mugabe's personal favorites to top the bill in Zimbabwe's forthcoming US$300m theme park. The project sees hundreds...

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Zimbabwe synchronised toilet flush craze spreads to Barking

Funny story: Zimbabwe synchronised toilet flush craze spreads to Barking

Isle of Dogs - An Autumn Equinox cleansing ritual peculiar to the Zimbabwean city of Bulawayo is the latest craze to hit East London. At 7.30pm local African time Barking residents are being asked to flush their bogs in a Mexican Wave reaction of...

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Zimbabwe ATMs to be brought into the UK

Funny story: Zimbabwe ATMs to be brought into the UK

With the economic downturn in the UK expected to require quantitative easing, which is in effect, printing more money, cash machines, or ATMs, are to be brought in from Zimbabwe to help the British monetary system cope. "When we print more money,"...

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Big Stink In Mugabe Regime

Funny story: Big Stink In Mugabe Regime

A terrifying and ferocious assault on Robert Mugabe's toilet has led to an army officer being jailed in Zimbabwe. The country's leader is known to be a jealous man and he has never been one to share his loo. One officer in the Zimbabwe military he...

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Holy Shit

Funny story: Holy Shit

A toilet for the exclusive us of Zimbabwean dictator Robert Mugable has been used by a police officer, Alois Mabhunu, who was bursting to make use of the nearest loo at a trade fair in Bulawayo. Mugable's detectives had endeavoured to protect his...

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The Reality Show "Zimbabwe's Got Talent" Has Been Cancelled

Funny story: The Reality Show "Zimbabwe's Got Talent" Has Been Cancelled

MUTARE, Zimbabwe - Britain's Got Talent is a very popular reality show as is it's sister version across 'The Pond' America's Got Talent. And there are at least 87 other countries throughout the world who have their own version of the "Got Talent"...

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Brazilian footy team give Zimbabweans something to laugh about, or?

Funny story: Brazilian footy team give Zimbabweans something to laugh about, or?

The Brazilian Footy team entered Zimbabwe at their peril today and offered 50.000 Zimbabweans something to laugh at, or not? Zimbabwe these days is no laughing matter with multi-millionaire scoundrel, dictator and general arse-hole, Robert Mugabe,...

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Say Their Zimbabwe Vine Flu Telethon Raised Over $100 Million

Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Say Their Zimbabwe Vine Flu Telethon Raised Over $100 Million

MASVINGO, Zimbabwe - The stars of the Twilight vampire movie series Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are thrilled to announce that their recent vine flu telethon in Zimbabwe was a tremendous success. The two young white folks helped raise over...

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Lost Jewish tribe found in Zimbabwe proves that Moses did part the waves!

Funny story: Lost Jewish tribe found in Zimbabwe proves that Moses did part the waves!

The Lemba, a long lost Jewish tribe has been discovered living in a remote part of Zimbabwe untouched by Robert Mugabe's lynch mobs and are still practising circumsion in the old - fashioned way, with a blunt knife, OUCH! This long lost tribe have...

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Mugabe talks non stop bullshit

Funny story: Mugabe talks non stop bullshit

Robert Mugabe the Dictator of Zimbabwe talks bullshit and talks non stop for hours some might say he is to gabby. Mugabe tries to convince the World that Zimbabwe is a democracy but like most countries that call themselves democracies it is not.

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Vine Flu Hits Zimbabwe

Funny story: Vine Flu Hits Zimbabwe

KAMATIVI, Zimbabwe - It is now official The Swine Flu, aka The N1H1 Flu, alias The Fufu Flu, also referred to as The Cuckoo's Nest Flu One has now been found in the south African country of Zimbabwe. Dr. Foombuffa Gamashonra director of The Zimbab...

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Zimbabwe Has Most Millionaires & Billionaires

Funny story: Zimbabwe Has Most Millionaires & Billionaires

World Press - Zimbabwe officially has more millionaires than any other country in the world. In fact, over 90% of the population is a millionaire. And 35 people out of the Forbes Top 100 Billionaires List are Zimbabweans. Zowie Zulu, a residen...

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Sambabwe rejoices: "I resign" claims Mugabe's asshole.

Funny story: Sambabwe rejoices: "I resign" claims Mugabe's asshole.

The former bread basket of Africa turned basket case rejoiced at the news that the anus belonging to Zanu PF's spectacularly corrupt and inept leader, Robert Mugabe fled the across the border to South Africa seeking political anusylum. "The guy...

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Robert Mugabe Becomes Car Insurance Chief Executive

Funny story: Robert Mugabe Becomes Car Insurance Chief Executive

A leading car insurance company today appointed Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe as its chief executive. 'Oh yes', the African said, 'I will make them into the best car insurance company in history with my new policies, so out goes 3rd-party and...

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Zimbabwean PM's wife's death "an accident"

Funny story: Zimbabwean PM's wife's death "an accident"

Mrs Tsvangirai, the wife of the Zimbabwean Prime Minister, has died in an "accidental" car crash between her vehicle and ten tractors. The tractors were all driving at an "aggressive pace", according to witnesses. All ten of them struck the vehicl...

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Court orders Madoff to Zimbabwe

Funny story: Court orders Madoff to Zimbabwe

Ponzi scheme master Bernard Madoff and his attorney have reached an agreement with the Federal District Court in Detroit today that deports the financial genius to Zimbabwe, Africa. Prosecutors and Madoff's attorney negotiated the plea agreement at a...

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