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Funny story: Blinken says Zelensky will ride HIMARS missile into Ukraine to jack up support for the war

Blinken says Zelensky will ride HIMARS missile into Ukraine to jack up support for the war

Mr. Zelensky himself has added the trip will do him a world of good since he is tired of merely talking all the time. Secretary of State Blinken meanwhile has received strong support for this idea from President Joe Biden and his special advisor V…

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Funny story: Congress looking at Zelensky performance art instead of honorary bust; Biden delighted

Congress looking at Zelensky performance art instead of honorary bust; Biden delighted

A resolution introduced by Rep. Joe Wilson (R-S.C.) to honor Ukraine's president Volodomyr Zelensky will be delayed at this time. The idea was to establish a bust of Mr. Zelensky's head, mounted in a “suitable, permanent location” at the House of…

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Funny story: The Ten Astounding Coincidences Between Putin and Zelynskyy

The Ten Astounding Coincidences Between Putin and Zelynskyy

The pages of history can be a strange read. Strange and, some might say, uncanny. The world is fascinated by the terrible war currently raging in Ukraine. But are you aware of the eerie similarities between Vladimir Putin and Volodymir Zelynskyy?…

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Funny story: Lauren Boebert becomes President Volodymyr Zelenskyy’s “Secret Santa”

Lauren Boebert becomes President Volodymyr Zelenskyy’s “Secret Santa”

GOP snarlpus Lauren Boebert is reported to be incensed after discovering that she is Volodymyr Zelensky’s “Secret Santa”. Boebert’s name was drawn out of a secret Santa hat while the Ukrainian President was addressing the House of Representatives…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Jr. Calls Ukraine President Zelinsky a 'Welfare Queen'...

Donald Trump Jr. Calls Ukraine President Zelinsky a 'Welfare Queen'...

Big game Hunter and all-around A-hole - Donald Trump Jr. recently called Ukraine President Zelensky an 'ungrateful Welfare Queen' - on Zitter (home of the Zitheads). (Head Zit right now being some half-crazy foreign guy). How can Trump Jr. call…

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Funny story: USA Today Headlines - ‘Ukrainian President Zelensky To Meet Wednesday With Biden’

USA Today Headlines - ‘Ukrainian President Zelensky To Meet Wednesday With Biden’

USA Today (Their actual headline above) announced that Ukrainian President Zelensky would apparently be meeting with Wednesday and American President Biden. This news has stumped the world press as to why Biden would bring a young and rather strange…

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Funny story: Zelensky To Star In His Own Russia-Ukraine Biopic; Edges Out Jeremy Renner For Lead Role

Zelensky To Star In His Own Russia-Ukraine Biopic; Edges Out Jeremy Renner For Lead Role

Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelensky has confirmed that he will star in his own biopic film with a script still in the works. As Russia and Ukraine agree to continue ceasefire talks, Zelensky has won global praise as he fights to defend Ukraine…

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Funny story: There Is An Endless Supply Of Material On The News So Here Are Some More Comments

There Is An Endless Supply Of Material On The News So Here Are Some More Comments

Representative McCarthy stated that the Russians probably wouldn’t have invaded Ukraine if Biden had sent more aid earlier. Well, damn! Imagine how Putin probably wouldn't have even thought of starting a war if Trump hadn't stopped aid way back wh…

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Funny story: Ukraine's Prez Zelensky To Perform Comedy Special For Peace

Ukraine's Prez Zelensky To Perform Comedy Special For Peace

Kiev - Ukraine's President Zelensky will return to his former job, to perform an hour and half comedy special, promoting renewed peace between Ukraine and Russia. But many Ukrainians are skeptical that it will work. "I am with our President, but I…

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Funny story: A Former Comedian, Volodymyr Zelensky Gives Hilarious Press Conference

A Former Comedian, Volodymyr Zelensky Gives Hilarious Press Conference

Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky gave a rare appearance in the U.S. as a way of gathering support for his country’s plight, as the country is likely to be invaded at any minute by Russian troops. Given Zelensky’s background, it is perhaps not sur…

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Funny story: Trump ID’s Whistleblower: Obama’s Mother In Law Was Trojan Horse

Trump ID’s Whistleblower: Obama’s Mother In Law Was Trojan Horse

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since Odysseus snuck into Troy in a wooden horse has such an audacious plot been attempted. In a replay of this mythological ploy of skullduggery, Marian Lois Robinson, mother of Michelle Obama, was identified by President Tr...

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Funny story: Whistleblower Paul Revere: "The British are coming!"

Whistleblower Paul Revere: "The British are coming!"

History tells us that the first American whistleblower was Paul Revere, on horseback, in the middle of the night, carrying a lantern, and warning, “The British are coming.” And thank goodness for whistleblower Paul Revere, otherwise Americans migh...

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Funny story: The Family Trump?

The Family Trump?

Ivanka Trump doesn’t know how to spell Nobel as in 'Nobel Peace Prize', a prize daddy has been lusting after ever since Barack Obama received one. But maybe both daughter and daddy thought it was indeed a prize for being noble. However, after cal...

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Funny story: The Charge Of The Light Brigade Revisited; The Russian Invasion Of Ukraine Version

The Charge Of The Light Brigade Revisited; The Russian Invasion Of Ukraine Version

There is a famous poem written about another famous invasion of Crimea from the 1800's- the British fighting the Russians on the Crimean Peninsula. It is called 'The Charge Of The Light Brigade' by Alfred Lord Tennyson and concerns itself with the i…

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Funny story: Jedi to Jetsons - The Watering Down Of The Force

Jedi to Jetsons - The Watering Down Of The Force

From Jedi to The Jetsons - The Watering Down Of The Force Sigh! Jedi Masters just ain't what they used to be! At one time they were of the caliber of Sir Alec Guiness, the original Obi-Wan Kenobi, a proven hero whose name had the extra fortific…

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