LOS ANGELES - At the International People of the Year Awards 2011, you won the Loser of the Year Award. Ben Stiller presented you with the award stating: "This person has been such a loser that the fact the person even got here without getting injured is a miracle." You gracefully stumbled down the aisle to the stage, where you mumbled a few words of thanks. "I didn't really feel surprise...
LONDON - According to sources close to your subconscious, co-worker Alan Roberts hates you deep down. The hatred, which is directly against you, for reasons unfathomable, has been boiling within the mind of Roberts ever since you got the promotion...
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