Contrary to popular wisdom that riding a bicycle is something that one never forgets how to do, 58-year-old Puck Fleming of Nashville, Tennessee, was midway through a quick jaunt to a nearby market when the recollection of how to ride a bicycle sudde...
New York, NY Groundskeepers at Yankee Stadium were preparing the stadium for baseball's Opening Day when they reported seeing the ghost of long-time Yankee catcher and manager Yogi Berra over the home dugout. The groundskeepers said that when the...
The Baseball Hall of Fame has decided to build a separate section for those admitted to the Cooperstown, New York facilities but have tested positive for drugs or other misdeeds. "This will settle the question once and for all. You may deserve to...
Breaking News Two of the world's most famous men have just engaged in a Twitter chat. The Spoof is pleased to bring you the text. Pope: Yo, Yogi. Bless you, my son. Yogi: Grazie, Holy Father, but I didn't sneeze. Finally, we can chat. Hard 2 get a conversation going around here. Everybody's talking 2 much. Pope: Si, si, I know what you mean. What are you doing today,...
NEW YORK CITY - Former New York Yankee great Yogi Berra once said, "'ey if ya can't stand da kitchen get outta da friggin heat." Years later, while appearing on The View, the good looking Yogi (tsk-tsk) corrected himself and remarked that what he...
The news that star pitcher Don Larsen was putting his old baseball uniform (the one he wore on Oct. 8, 1956, when as a Yankee he pitched the only perfect game in World Series history) up for sale has encouraged many other baseball retirees to drag ou...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - After years of carrying on in an abusive environment Mother Nature has finally caught up with the poor, little, rich, troubled starlet known as Lindsay Lohan. Lohan who has spent the past few years crossing the lines of what is l...
Baseball great Yogi Berra, author of "The Yogi Book", will join former president George W. Bush, author of "Decision Points", on a national tour to publicize their books. Mr Bush said, "Yogi was assisted by a ghostwriter, so I'm pleased to be join...
Rumor has it that the 84-year-old sports legend, Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra, has been invited to compete on the next cycle of the hit TV show, Dancing with the Stars. But it's not a done deal. Sure he did say, "When you come to a fork in th...
It came as a great shock to many, but Yankee great, Yogi Berra, stated that he too used something probably illegal to get into the Baseball Hall of Fame. "Back then, we didn't have no steroids because nobody had found any, even though I guess they...
In a dimly-lit bar Along the alleyways of Bangkok Alone and forgotten I nursed a bottle Of JTS Brown As an Asian goddess With alabaster skin and Black-ink hair Took up residence On a stool At the other end I went over to her Lit her cigarette Ordered her another cognac And asked, "What is your name?" "Dae Jah Vuu" "Haven't we met someplace before?"...
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