President Xi has finally been arrested! (See photo, not doctored, every picture is worth a 1000 … never doubt your eyes). And though it wasn’t filmed, the sounded was recorded, and someone smuggled it out of China, so that we here at Foxy Lady New…
The world’s greatest worker’s paradise isn’t working too well. Wuhan started Covid, and the people of Wuhan are trying to end it. They don’t like they’re dictator, and the dick is confused as to why! Sci-fi writers the world over can only make edu…
Reports have just come in about Justin Trudeau and the Head of China, Xi, having words, then Justin filmed wandering away as though he had a Mr. Big in his drawers. What was not shown later that day was what is reported in the following transcript…
Once again, where the fuck is Xi Jinping, the madman who rules China with his iron fist? Is he playing ping-pong, since the Chinese love that game, and yet it’s not in the Olympics – but when Xi plays, other athletes will say, “Wow! Such a great a…
And welcome to the latest game show: Where You At, Xi? Contestants have to use whatever is available to find out whether or not the dictator of China, Xi, is still in power! They can use Twitter and all its rumors and hopes and dreams that a sc…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Did Vice-President Biden have sex with 3 Chinese hookers while driving a forklift down an alley in the Dongcheng District of Beijing during a diplomatic visit in 2013? At the time, it seemed mildly noteworthy, but not particul…
The British love their tennis! Even more than human rights! Peng Shuai was once a star tennis player from China. She posted a message that Chinese Vice Premier Zhang Gaoli raped her in 2019. And now no one has seen or heard from her. Some fine yo…
HONG KONG, China - (Satire News) - Word eminating from Wall Street is that the Republic of China headed by Xi Jinping, is interested in buying Facebook. The Chinese leader says that he loves being on Facebook and checking up on his distant relativ…
After Drew Pavlou, an Australian activist with the Democratic Alliance, held up a sign reading ‘Fuck Xi Jinping”, and got into a scuffle with a bunch of brainwashed Chinese Jinping-lovers, t-shirt sales displaying the curse in Chinese have sold like…
Shanghai, Taiwan - Due to the ongoing Covid lockdown in China’s most populous city, the dead are desperately trying to out-number the living. But the living are getting payback! An elderly resident of a care home was carted out by government me…
HONG KONG – (World Satire) – BuzzFuzz (Hong Kong Division) has just broken the story about the extremely strained relations between China and Canada. The Chinese government is so pissed off at Canada for reneging on their trade agreement, that the…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The New News Now News Agency has just boken the story that President Biden has just been informed by the CIA that the ex-president, Don the Con (Trump), did in fact have underhanded dealings with Vladimir Putin and…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Speaking without notes for the first time since his latest facelift, President Biden addressed the Nation today from his office in the People’s Republic of Washington. Noticeably off his meds, he squinted at the teleprompter with…
HONG KONG – (World News) – China’s Abacus News Agency has made it known that the leader of China, Xi Jinping, wants to purchase the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. The Chinese leader stated that he has been wanting to buy the covete…
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin Voice News Agency has informed the world new agencies, that President Putin is extremely concerned about the sad, deplorable, deteriorating mental condition of President Trump's mulch-filled brain. Putin repor…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Snopes, the same group that verified that two Russian hookers peed on Donald Trump’s hotel bed, have now confirmed that the improbable story about Joe Biden having sex with three Chinese hookers while he was driving a forklift dow…
HONG KONG – (Trivia News) - In a move that the civilized world is referring to as the epitome of a tit-for-tat game, China’s leader Xi Jinping has decided to rub tit-tatting in Trump’s face. The Chinese leader said that he has had it up to his ear…
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