POCATELLO, Idaho - (Satire News) - Weather phenomenon experts are very concerned at the fact that the world-famous Bermuda Triangle has disappeared. Dr. Peter Paul Windowmill, a graduate of Left Coast College, stated that the scientific triangle h…
(NOT EDITED) Aliens inhabiting planets in our solar system are up-in-arms (We don't quite know how many arms aliens have) because they believe the Mars landing was a fake, massive publicity stunt, sponsored by a transvestite Bounty-Hunter smelling of…
Massachusetts - The First Family will be vacationing from next weekend at a Chicago banker's $7.6 million holiday home in Chilmark, Martha's Vineyard, made famous in the 19th century by its unusually high percentage of deaf citizens. The town rece...
New York - Was a bunch of extraterrestrials remote-controlling the Clinton/Gore Administration responsible for the terror attack that killed 230 people 17 years ago? The reopening of the FBI's secret X-Files division this week will try to answer t...
New York - A famous Manhattan concert venue featured as a post-apocalyptic 'Obamascare' assisted suicide facility in the 1973 movie Soylent Green is at the core of a major paranormal scare this weekend. FEMA officials reviewing post-Superstorm San...
Talk about a confession, actress Gillian Anderson told reporters yesterday that she "Swings Four-Ways" sexually. How's that again? Her bisexuality comes out in the latest issue of "Out" magazine where Ms. Anderson that she had had lesbian affai...
Anhui Province, China - Hackers have stormed China's global mind control HQ as a Matrix-style ghost city appeared in Huangshan after a drought-busting deluge. Reports this weekend claim IT servers at the Ministry for Inner Truth UFO division are i...
Landscape Inc. stated Wednesday evening that there is a new X-Files movie in the works that will have the original couple, David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson in the same roles as the series and movies but in "updated" positions with the FBI. Howe...
Mr X has been speaking to Jim Jones a structural engineer from New York on the incident he refers to as the Indestructible Passport. As we all witnessed on Television after the planes hit the two towers people were vaporised and concrete and solid steel were reduced to dust. When we spoke to Jim he said "How can a plane that is made of aluminium knock down a steel structured building even the a...
Residents in Bolton were left fuming after tens of complaints went to the local council with a mere shrug in reply. With the news released that the Northwest ran out of grit for the roads in 1972, and is not expecting another delivery until 2021,...
Sophomore Chuck Waszniewski was sick and tired of being mistaken for someone else at parties. "I'd just run up on this girl on the dance-floor, double-fisting, you know how I do, and we'd start grinding. I'd park right up on that bumper and tail-...
A demonstration on behalf of Gary McKinnon was held outside the Home Office in London yesterday afternoon with protesters hurling cobs of fermenting chocolate blancmange and lumps of steaming aardvark shite at Home Secretary Jacqui Smith when she appeared on her third floor office balcony, ordering the assembly to "Be quiet and fuck off". Ms. Smith quickly retreated inside when her hi-viz tarta...
David Duchovny, who plays an oversexed man on cable TV's Californication, admitted himself into a rehab clinic on Thursday for treatment of sex addiction. A recent poll of 52,675 American men reveals that none of them felt any pity. "I would say...
David Duchovny the 48 year old star of X-files walked into the Sex Rehab clinic in California and immediately set about 'getting it on with the hotties'. Davids agent told us "It all started as a bet that David couldn't sleep with every single wom...
The once geeky and somewhat brainiac X files TV phenom has found a new path to success by transforming itself into a XXX- Files sexsual whodunit with whom and how many times every which way! Mulder has stopped muttering and in the new X-Files on fire...
No one wanted to believe the newest X-Files movie would suck, but by all accounts it sucked worst than a vacuum cleaner in a black-hole. The box office was a harsh realm for director Chris Carter the very first weekend as the new X-Files movie opened…
As news of a new X Files film starts circulating, we talk to a writer on the original show.
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