UK technical boffins have admitted to extracting the DNA from the last series of X-Factor in a laboratory in London, and then implanting it into embryonic pop star Amelia Lily, one of this year's finalists. In a procedure reminiscent of Jurassic Par...
Hapless X-Factor girl band 'Little Mix' have been forced into yet another name change after it emerged that 'Little Mix' is also the name of a brand of dog food for miniature dog breeds. The band are said to be mortified by the discovery and will...
Hot on the heels of the recent announcement by Westlife, it was announced today that Simon Cowell is splitting up. It would appear that Simon says "put your hands on the dial (premium only please)" is to be no more. At a press conference held i...
The future of the X Factor has been thrown into confusion by Danni Minogue's last minute decision to resign as a judge on the programme. Minogue has had to withdraw as the X Factor schedule clashes with her commitment to appear as a judge on Austr...
Simon Cowell, the well known vertically-challenged personality-vacuum who wears his trousers up under his chin and his sister's v-neck jumpers, today appeared outside his Surrey mansion to announce that for 2011 there would be a few changes to X-FAC...
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