LONDON - (Satire News) - The American TV news show Tittle Tattle Tonight has compiled a list of names that have been used to describe the British television personality, music entrepreneur, record producer, Simon Cowell. Cowell is the creator of s…
Historians have decided in a poll to end all polls that the most epoch changing time in world history was Chico Time. For a resoundingly short time, Chico Time happened in the early 2010s, just after the completely over-rated Hammer Time. Profe…
There was good news for British fans of the music entrepreneur Simon Cowell last night, after the Los Angeles-based host of The X-Factor and Britain's Got Talent revealed he is fed up of life in the US, and is 'getting on his bike' to return to the U…
Just when you thought it was safe to pick up a guitar and microphone, the individual members of One Direction have threatened to get back together again. With the new screeching and invisible-dog-patting-while-singing season getting underway - or...
The X-Factor began this week with a massive ratings slump as the new line up of judges (The Dark Lord Cowell, Face and Boobs One, Face and Boobs Two and Some Bloke From the Radio we Suspect Might Actually Be A Cardboard Cutout) failed to draw in the...
The thing about the greatest performing artists of all is that they never, EVER gave up. Regardless of practical setbacks, ridicule and open hostility, figures of the calibre of Ravi Shankar, Beethoven, Mick Jagger, the singers of "Moves like Jagger," Rihanna… Not to mention respected (sorry, respectable… no I mean, petty-bourgeois) protest guitarist Tony Blair… These have all consistentl...
A furious X-Factor fan slammed ITV last night after Cheryl Fernandez-Vaselini-Esperanza-Maximina's performance caused him to have a massive erection without warning! Habitual masturbator Dick Rasch, 87, suffered near blindness when he prematurely...
HOLLYWOOD - Last year was not a good one for Khloe Kardashian of the LaLaLand Kardashian Klan. First she was fired from her X-Factor hosting job and then her husband NBA star Lamar Odom started messing around on her. Khloe said that although her s...
HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears has come out and stated that when she was appearing as a judge on X-Factor that Simon Cowell and her became very close. The "Oops!...I Did It Again" singer told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that Cowell fell...
CALABASAS, California - Britney Spears says that she knows that she has put on a few pounds (12) but she says that it does not matter because she is as happy as a goat in a canning factory. The former X-Factor judge told Tapioca Swizzle with Tittl...
NEW YORK CITY - British music mogul Simon Cowell was all smiles as his girlfriend Lauren Silverman gave birth to Cowell's first child on Valentine's Day. Cowell, 54, said that his baby mama and their new addition were both doing great. He did poin...
LOS ANGELES - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Demi Lovato is really taking the cancellation of Simon Cowell's X-Factor pretty hard. Demi appeared as one of the show's judges for two seasons. She had recently stated that being on the show he...
HOLLYWOOD - British television mogul Simon Cowell is not a happy camper as his pride and joy X-Factor has just been cancelled by the FOX Network. Cowell said that he was having lunch with his long time friend and fellow ex-judge Paula Abdul at The...
Bonn, Bonn, somewhere in France: German chancellor, Angel Merkel, has admitted to listening to US because she just cannot stand the sound of her own voice. After having playbacks played back to her by her favourite minister, Herr Arschloch van Win...
NEW YORK CITY - X-Factor's Simon Cowell appeared with Larry King and Regis Philbin on their hit talk show The Viagra View. Regis asked Simon about the fact that at the age of 54, he is going to become a father for the very first time. Cowell gl...
LOS ANGELES - Khloe Kardashian, who at 5-foot-10-inches, is the tallest of all the Kardashians recently confided to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk about her initial infatuation with her husband NBA star Lamar Odom. She said that it was...
NEW YORK CITY - Dennis Rodman, the former NBA star whom North Korean leader Kim Jong Un calls his BFF, has just been told by Kim to see about getting him a date with one of his favorite American celebrities Britney Spears. Kim Jong Un reportedly t...
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