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Funny story: Harry and Meagan release long-awaited book about NY car chase

Harry and Meagan release long-awaited book about NY car chase

A few weeks after they were chased through the streets of New York City for over 2 hours like dogs, Harry and Meghan have released the much-anticipated tell-all book about the incident. The book, titled ed, tell-all book about the incident. The book,…

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Funny story: King Charles hints that he may put Windsor Castle up for sale

King Charles hints that he may put Windsor Castle up for sale

In a shocking revelation, Ta Ta For Now News reporter Petula Tart unveils the surprising decision of the King to put the historic Windsor Castle up for sale. The King explained to Miss Tart, the 954-year-old castle is facing an array of challenges…

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Funny story: Landscapers discover that Windsor Castle actually has a moat

Landscapers discover that Windsor Castle actually has a moat

The True Dat News Agency reports that a Camden landscaping company has just discovered the existence of a hidden moat at Windsor Castle. The moat, concealed beneath layers of grass, brush, tree limbs, and a surprising number deceased insects for o…

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Funny story: Thieves Break Into Windsor Castle and Steal a Sword That Belonged To King Arthur

Thieves Break Into Windsor Castle and Steal a Sword That Belonged To King Arthur

WINDSOR, England - (Satire News) - London Daily Informer reporter Benjamin "Big Ben" Viking reports that thieves broke into Windsor Castle and made off with the early 6th century sword of King Arthur. Viking said that Buckingham Palace spokesperso…

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Funny story: The Out-of-Control Wildfires In Great Britain Are Now Threatening To Destroy Windsor Castle

The Out-of-Control Wildfires In Great Britain Are Now Threatening To Destroy Windsor Castle

WINDSOR, England - (Satire News) - The huge wildfires that have scorched the English countryside are now threatening to destroy the 11th century Windsor Castle. Windsor Castle was originally built by The Silas F. Smillinberger Castle Constructing…

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Funny story: England's Windsor Castle Is Going To Become The Biggest Fast Food Court Establishment In The Entire World

England's Windsor Castle Is Going To Become The Biggest Fast Food Court Establishment In The Entire World

BERKSHIRE COUNTY - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Buckingham Palace is that Queen Elizabeth has agreed to sell Windsor Castle. Her majesty stated to a reporter for Tickety Boo News, that she was just offered a tremendous amount of money; and s…

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Funny story: Windsor Castle May Have To Be Destroyed Due To The Covid-19 Pandemic Infestation

Windsor Castle May Have To Be Destroyed Due To The Covid-19 Pandemic Infestation

LONDON – (UK Satire) – Reports are that Prince Charles gave the C-19 virus to his mom, Queen Elizabeth who then gave it to her crumpet baker, who then gave it to a double decker bus driver. The queen denies giving it to her crumpet baker, because…

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Funny story: Queen Invites Bidens For Sleep Over At Windsor Castle, Trump Fuming

Queen Invites Bidens For Sleep Over At Windsor Castle, Trump Fuming

When Donald Trump learned that Queen Elizabeth invited the Bidens for a sleepover at Windsor, he exploded. He never had such an invite. He tried to telephone the Queen and ask why he had never been invited for a sleepover, but the Palace telephon…

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Says If Donald Trump Gets Any Fatter, Instead of a Golf Cart, He’s Going To Need a Dump Truck

Taylor Swift Says If Donald Trump Gets Any Fatter, Instead of a Golf Cart, He’s Going To Need a Dump Truck

NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – The Chattanooga Divulger Record stated that Taylor Swift tweeted out to her 141 million followers that if they really, really like her, they’ll vote for Joe Biden. Swift said that Joe cares about people, whereas Trump c…

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Funny story: Which Interview Was Worse Prince Andrew’s Or Donald Trump’s?

Which Interview Was Worse Prince Andrew’s Or Donald Trump’s?

It’s a toss-up. Which interview was more cringe bearing, the BBC interview of Prince Andrew and his non-relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, or the stumbling, bumbling, whitewash defense of coronavirus by Donald Trump? At least Prince Andrew didn’t…

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Funny story: Rare Leonardo Da Vinci Drawing Of Prince Philip Goes On Display

Rare Leonardo Da Vinci Drawing Of Prince Philip Goes On Display

London, UK - A rare and prophetic 1494 da Vinci pen-and-ink drawing of a snarling Prince Philip is to go on display at the Queen’s Gallery, Palace sources announced today. ‘Five Grotesque Heads’ - verso ‘A Man Tricked By Gypsies’ - depicts nonagen...

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Funny story: Queen dumps deep fat fryer oil into Thames at Windsor

Queen dumps deep fat fryer oil into Thames at Windsor

Berks - "This time she's really had her chips," an Environment Agency inspector said today as a clean-up of the River Thames began following the dumping of millions of gallons of crude chip oil from Windsor Castle kitchens. Hundred of swans, ducks...

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Funny story: CIA concrete virus turns Windsor Castle into a Bouncy Castle

CIA concrete virus turns Windsor Castle into a Bouncy Castle

A genetically engineered virus created in the Langley Labs in the USA was accidentally unleashed in Windsor during a scientist's visit to the Queen's residence there. The Virus, codenamed Flubber turns concrete and stone into a gelatinous material...

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Funny story: Windsor Castle oil spill 'part of Chevron Ecuador pollution scam'

Windsor Castle oil spill 'part of Chevron Ecuador pollution scam'

Windsor, Berks - An oil leak close to a newly installed River Thames hydro power turbine near Windsor Castle has been blamed by Amazonbotch supporters on US super major Chevron. Thousands of gallons of sweet light crude have been reported gushing...

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Funny story: Prince William in shocking Aston Villa rant

Prince William in shocking Aston Villa rant

Prince William has shocked locals in a Windsor newsagents with a foul mouthed rant about his football team Aston Villa. It is not the first time the Prince, a diehard Claret and Blues fan, has 'done one' after his favourite players have been tran...

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Funny story: Queen and Prince Philip to personally hang Christmas lights all over Windsor Castle; Prince of Wales and Camilla to pedal eco-bikes to provide power

Queen and Prince Philip to personally hang Christmas lights all over Windsor Castle; Prince of Wales and Camilla to pedal eco-bikes to provide power

HM The Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh are to climb fifty foot extension ladders in the first ever festooning of Windsor Castle with Christmas lights. In what is viewed as an expression of solidarity with a Berkshire man banned from lavishly deco...

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Funny story: Monica Mint Wants To Visit Buckingham Palace - Queen Elizabeth Replies "Go Visit Windsor Castle Instead!"

Monica Mint Wants To Visit Buckingham Palace - Queen Elizabeth Replies "Go Visit Windsor Castle Instead!"

LONDON - One of the most famous or infamous females to ever come out of Spain has confessed to her hair stylist Señor Olé Olé Olé that she would like to visit Buckingham Palace. Señor Olé Olé Olé asked her to please bring him back a photo of one o...

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