Roald Dahl wrote words in his time that are not in this time. To all writers everywhere, please stop writing. You are being offensive to the future, and the future is more important than your present. Did you use the word “the”? In the very NEA…
A multi agency squad of Immigration officers, Health and safety and anti terror officials have completed a raid of the Wonka factory following lengthy surveillance of the site and its workforce. The factory, famed for its delicious and sometimes s...
WikiLeaks main rival, "WonkaLeaks", has released secret cables between former U.S. Secretary of Confectioneries Dr. Karen J. Stevens, Ph.D. and well-known candy maker Wonka. The following statements by Dr. Stevens (pictured at right) seem to hint at a sinister web of ulterior motives by the U.S. government: * February 14, 2004 || Where can I get my hands on some more 'yellow cake'? * Ma...
Willy Wonka has a krafty plan which he dreamed up after he was denied bidding for Cadbury's by some politicians including Slugworth Brown. Now that Cadbury's have been taken over by Kraft, Willy now has a krafty plan to start a worldwide campaign...
Willy Wonka the world famous chocolate maker is bidding to buy Cardbury and is prepared to put in a bigger bid than Kraft. Wonka is reported to be furious that although he is in a financial position to put in a bigger bid than Kraft he is being preve...
Workers at the famous Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory went on strike this morning due to the recent announcement that Mr Wonka is planning on replacing the traditional Umpa Lumpa's with a newly developed strain of Super Umpa Lumpas. Our inside so...
In an effort to spur consumer spending, President Obama has decided to use a gimmick he learned from his favorite childhood movie, "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory." His idea is to put five "golden dollars" into circulation, each having a p...
The Bob Hoskins of the business world, Sir Alan Sugar (see how many anagrams there are of that name, kids) has said that his perfect candidate on The Apprentice would be Charlie Bucket.
Charlie Bucket, the recently installed CEO of Wonka Chocolate has today been criticised for his handling of the company which has led to Q1 profit warnings being issued.
David Cameron has hired fictional character Willy Wonka to lead the party to victory at the next election.
Popular businessman Willy Wonka was beginning a two year stretch behind bars yesterday after a judge found him guilty of manslaughter.
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