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Funny story: The FBI has a video of Trump stealing White House silverware

The FBI has a video of Trump stealing White House silverware

Ipso Facto News writer Sinclair Petaluma, said the FBI has surveillance video of Trump stealing silverware from the White House kitchen. Petaluma personally took an independent poll of Trump supporters, and he found that only 7% say that they woul…

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Funny story: The White House Has Officially Placed 100% of The Blame For The Afghanistan Mess On The Trumpturd

The White House Has Officially Placed 100% of The Blame For The Afghanistan Mess On The Trumpturd

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Spoof News) - Well in the "It's About Damn Time" department, the White House has officially and finally placed all of the blame for the Afghanistan mess on none other than the Orange Perverted Golfer, Donald J.E. Trump. The Sup…

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Funny story: President Biden's Approval Rating Is At An All-Time High

President Biden's Approval Rating Is At An All-Time High

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - There is tremendous joy in the White House as the results of a recent QuinniPinni Poll show that President Biden's approval rating is at an all-time high. White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, said that…

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Funny story: The Magnetometer, A Clavicle, And Throwing A Plate Of Food Against A White House Wall

The Magnetometer, A Clavicle, And Throwing A Plate Of Food Against A White House Wall

Hello! That was Donald Trump in action. It seems he told his Secret Service agents to take down the magnetometers at his January 6th pro-insurrection rally, but they said, "No." Too many Trump folks were carrying automatic rifles, machetes, and ki…

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Funny story: Mob Boss In The White House?

Mob Boss In The White House?

Mob boss in the White House? No, not Joe Biden, but the loser Biden booted out of the White House: Donald Trump. Trump, who is attempting to emulate pal Vladimir Putin (a guy getting his nuts squashed by a hammer called Ukraine), is back to his lock…

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Funny story: Did Anyone Count The White House Silver After Donald Trump Left?

Did Anyone Count The White House Silver After Donald Trump Left?

Oh, dear! Who would have guessed? After Donald Trump was voted out of the office and sent back down south to Florida, he neglected to hand over to the State Department an accounting of all of the foreign gifts he may have received while in the White…

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Funny story: The Reason Why President Biden Has Invited Trump To The White House Will Shock You!

The Reason Why President Biden Has Invited Trump To The White House Will Shock You!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Most of America was shocked when it was reported by BuzzFuzz that President Biden invited the former White House occupant to visit the White House. BuzzFuzz senior reporter Taffeta Kixx was the first to report th…

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Funny story: A White House Source Says Trump Will Be Arrested Very Soon

A White House Source Says Trump Will Be Arrested Very Soon

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A highly reliable source within the White House, who knows the New York attorney general, says that the word on the streets of Manhattan, is that the worst president in the history of presidents – Donald John Trump,…

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Funny story: The World Champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers Visit The White House and Tom Brady Calls Donald Trump That Maga Cap-Wearing, Lying Dufus

The World Champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers Visit The White House and Tom Brady Calls Donald Trump That Maga Cap-Wearing, Lying Dufus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – The Super Bowl Champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers accepted President Trump’s invitation to visit the White House. The president, the first lady, and the vice-president all gave the Bucs players the VIP tour of the W…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Is Shocked To Learn That Over 900 of His Closest Friends, Employees, and Former Cabinet Members Are Now in Prison

Donald Trump Is Shocked To Learn That Over 900 of His Closest Friends, Employees, and Former Cabinet Members Are Now in Prison

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News is reporting that the former resident of the White House, Donald Johnny Trump, refuses to believe that close to a thousand of his best friends are now sitting in prison. He sat down and talked…

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Funny story: So Putin Made A Secret Deal That Got Trump Into The White House?

So Putin Made A Secret Deal That Got Trump Into The White House?

What? Trump and Putin were in cahoots? The lovefest was for real and not for reel? Did Trump trade democracy for communism? If he traded one for the other, does that make Trump a traitor? Not so fast. According to secretly released Kremlin doc…

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Funny story: President Biden Welcomes The World Champion Los Angeles Dodgers To The White House

President Biden Welcomes The World Champion Los Angeles Dodgers To The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball champions, The Los Angeles Dodgers were invited to visit the White House by President Joe Biden, and unlike other teams when Trump was president, every player attended. Dodgers ace pitcher…

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Funny story: President Biden Has Hired Paula Deen To Cook For President Obama’s 60th White House Birthday Bash

President Biden Has Hired Paula Deen To Cook For President Obama’s 60th White House Birthday Bash

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Washington Globe-Express newspaper has just announced that President Biden has contracted cooking show maven, Paula Deen, who is back in everyone’s good graces, to cook for President Barack Obama’s 60th birthday…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian is Tapped By President Joe Biden To Be The Director of The Newly Formed Department of Women’s Rights

Kim Kardashian is Tapped By President Joe Biden To Be The Director of The Newly Formed Department of Women’s Rights

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In a move that has the entire left coast state of California cheering with joyous joy, the oldest of the 5 Kardashian sisters has been chosen by President Biden to head up the newly-formed Department of Women’s Righ…

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Funny story: Biden invites spoofers Jaggedone and Dr Billingsgate to White House for pow wow

Biden invites spoofers Jaggedone and Dr Billingsgate to White House for pow wow

President Biden surprised more than a few people today when he issued invitations to two top spoofers known as Jaggedone and Dr Billingsgate to meet with him at the White House. Asked his reasoning, Biden said “It’s time we get up close and perso…

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Funny story: "Just Reinstate Donald Trump As President"

"Just Reinstate Donald Trump As President"

One of Donald Trump’s lawyers made another mindless statement while promoting the election conspiracy. “Donald Trump can simply be reinstated into the White House.” The crowd was said to have cheered in response to her baseless claim. They can do…

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Funny story: President Biden found after 5 hour search inside White House!

President Biden found after 5 hour search inside White House!

Secret Service agents feared the worst but they finally located President Biden after an exhaustive five hour search. Things looked bleak when they found no trace of the president after a second pass through every room in the White House but he f…

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