Mithering on the Trent's leading Wasp Wayne Jones III has revealed that to no one's real surprise, he is looking forward to spoiling a few picnics over the summer. The dapper insect, who is not nearly as threatening as he likes to think he is told…
A leading harmonica player died on Tuesday evening, while playing alone at home. Neighbours, who heard the incident at around 7:30pm, say the harpist, Ray 'Curious' Wilkins, was mid way through Bob Dylan's 'The Time's They Are a-Changing' when a s…
Tom Walker was born in Glasgow, but when he was three years old his family moved to the Cheshire town of Knutsford. He described his upbringing in a 'Glaswegian house' as his parents spoke in impenetrable accents. George Ezra Barnett was born in H...
A massive fire on the Channel island of Jersey last night has torn through the island's wasp breeding nest fields owned by the Queen destroying them all. The loss of what would have been an estimated 100 million fully fledged wasps ready for Her M...
Council Highways staff were kept on their toes the day before yesterday and yesterday, as what an Enterprise House source described as "Pothole Armageddon" hit the Isle of Wight's roads. It all began at 10:45, when Urma Hulke answered the phone on the Island Wasp Buzz-Line. "I thought it was a bit early for a wasp emergency", said a still-shaken Urma. "We don't usually get any phone calls until...
Wasp Dignity, the Buxted, Sussex company behind funerals for dead wasps, is the latest victim of the credit crunch. Says Managing Director Gordon Honeycombe; "There just isn't the demand there used to be. We were doing over 100 wasp funerals a we...
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