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Funny story: Dog receives ballot for November election; holds news conference

Dog receives ballot for November election; holds news conference

Mr. Trump has announced that the Democrats are sinking to new lows by sending ballots to cats and dogs across the nation. Democrats have denied the charge, saying any case of a pet (dead or alive) receiving a ballot is a minor glitch in the voting…

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Funny story: Trump Promotes More Mexican Products

Trump Promotes More Mexican Products

Washington, D.C. - After Trump gave his orange thumbs-up to GOYA beans and spices on Wednesday, White House pollsters surveyed a half percent favorability bump from Mexican/American voters. With that news, Trump's re-election team hit the ground r…

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Funny story: People who voted for idiots are shocked that idiots are now running the country.

People who voted for idiots are shocked that idiots are now running the country.

Bobbit Mcgee, 31 is shocked to see what the result of his 2016 vote has turned out to be. 'I voted for that chap, the one with the hair, and the wild staring eyes, and the issues with his pappa, and the small hands, because I thought that whatever…

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Funny story: Polls Show Some Americans May Bother Voting for President

Polls Show Some Americans May Bother Voting for President

In a wave of optimism sweeping the nation, some Americans report that they may actually bother voting in the 2020 presidential election. "It's too soon to tell, but I may see if I can free up some time in my schedule," said Kate Truman of New York...

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Funny story: Landmark Wisconsin Court Decision Disappointingly About an Actual Landmark

Landmark Wisconsin Court Decision Disappointingly About an Actual Landmark

Residents of Greyfall, Wisconsin, were excited to hear about a landmark court decision issued by their local district court, only to learn disappointingly that the "landmark" decision merely designated a new town landmark - specifically, a monument h...

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Funny story: United States Boasts Skyrocketing Exercise Rates - In Futility

United States Boasts Skyrocketing Exercise Rates - In Futility

While less than 25 percent of Americans are getting the recommended amount of most forms of exercise, exercise rates are no less than skyrocketing in one particular area: futility. Kent Bellow, CEO of pharmaceutical giant Smerck & Co., applaud...

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Funny story: My friend Jacko lands a job interviewing dead people who voted for Hillary Clinton

My friend Jacko lands a job interviewing dead people who voted for Hillary Clinton

Upon much hesitancy and bewilderment, I joined my friend and neighbor Jacko, who visited a few local graveyards yesterday for a new job he just started. Jacko landed a job in the messy, stinking "Trump Dumpster" as an interviewer, investigator, a...

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Funny story: Trump's election victory proves voters are getting dumber, say scientists

Trump's election victory proves voters are getting dumber, say scientists

Humanologists from the Dumas Institute, Paris, have analysed US election results going back nearly two hundred years and have reached some staggering conclusions. Voters are now less intelligent than ever before, and are making worse choices for thei...

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Funny story: Naked Voting: How Liberals Got Their Groove Back

Naked Voting: How Liberals Got Their Groove Back

The 2016 Presidential Election has been largely uninspiring and demoralizing for the left-leaning side of the Democratic Party. If your top concerns include global warning, corporate greed, toxic chemicals, alternative transportation and urban commun...

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Funny story: Alistair Campbell Explain Why YOU Should be Voting

Alistair Campbell Explain Why YOU Should be Voting

I'm going to go to the polling station and choose the least despicable of x number cynical warmongers who are bombing people in other countries in the name of their own moral charisma and divine mission, destabilising entire regions purely in the name of their petty self-interest, and deliberately and maliciously placing the wellbeing lives of UK citizens at risk... But you don't go to the pol...

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Funny story: U.S. Finally Hears Of British Elections

U.S. Finally Hears Of British Elections

New York, NY - Yes, even here in this busy epicenter of the universe, as happens every few years or so, (or how ever you people do it over there,) New Yorkers collectively learn that Britain, otherwise known as England, is currently holding elect...

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Funny story: Britain's right to Vote stripped from those on Welfare, Disability and War pensions

Britain's right to Vote stripped from those on Welfare, Disability and War pensions

Iain Duncan Smith, Secretary of State for Work and Pensions announced today that anyone on benefits, disability (PIP), tax credits or war pension would not be eligible to vote in the forthcoming elections this year and new legislation was being fast...

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Funny story: Gov. Rick Perry Says Students Should Get Guns

Gov. Rick Perry Says Students Should Get Guns

Gov. Rick Perry of Texas today explained how his states voter ID laws work. "A state handgun license qualifies, but a state university identification card does not. Of course military ID's qualify too," stated the GOP governor. "There's been...

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Funny story: CIA/NSA to 'automate' the 2016 Presidential Election

CIA/NSA to 'automate' the 2016 Presidential Election

Vapor Lock, Virginia - The US government can expect a 100% voter turnout for the 2016 Presidential Election. The reason: Democracy is going digital. America's two surveillance powerhouses - the Central Intelligence Agency and the Nationa...

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Funny story: Politics is going online

Politics is going online

In the most radical shake-up of British Politics since the Whigs and Tories merged to form the Tories, a solution has been found to the age old problem of the electorate not being engaged with the running of the country. The way politics works in...

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Funny story: G.O.P. Looking Ahead, Far Ahead

G.O.P. Looking Ahead, Far Ahead

Elated, but not content with new ballot restrictions imposed in nine swing states since 2013, Republicans are seeking to further reduce Democratic participation in future elections by 'potential' Dems by targeting kids in kindergarten and grade schoo...

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Funny story: New Law Would Compel American Voters To Look At, Listen To, and Have Competent Authority Describe The Politicians They Will Vote For Before Voting For Them

New Law Would Compel American Voters To Look At, Listen To, and Have Competent Authority Describe The Politicians They Will Vote For Before Voting For Them

In a bid to make American voters more educated about, and possibly reconsider, their decision to vote, lawmakers have passed a law requiring American voters to look at, listen to, and have a competent authority describe the politicians they will vote...

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